David Haye To Launch New Book
After winning his fight against Dereck Chisora at the weekend, World champion boxer, David Hay has announced that he will be publishing his new book called 50 Shades of Haye.
Aussie & US Olympic athletes 'lost for four hours' as driver gets lost in London
Apparently the driver had never driven to the Olympic Village before.
What happened to the 'jobs for local people' Boris?
I hear David Beckham is available, or are you training him up for security???
Foul Smell On Plane Leaves Five In Hospital!
A plane had to be diverted after a foul odour on-board made passengers and crew members feel ill. Five people were taken to hospital after the aircraft landed.
"Did someone spray Eau De Cameron?"
Census points to increase in scum
The Daily Muck has analysed UK 2011 census data and concluded there are 20% more scum than in 2001.
The paper had campaigned unsuccessfully to have the question "Are you scum?" added to the census.
We Should Have Culled Those Badgers!
T.B.is making a comeback!
Notes to editors: in this case T.B.is Tony Blair.
Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 99
"The Philippine Post Office"