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Man Utd offer Andy Carroll a contract, but not a footie one!

Sir Alex Ferguson has offered Liverpool reject Andy Carroll a lifeline. Andy impressed SAF so much with his head-butting ability that he wants Andy as his personal bodyguard, chauffeur and valet!

written by Jaggedone, 11 July 2012
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11.07.12: UK Voting Intentions Poll

Labour 43%
Conservative 33%
Lib Dem 12%
Others 12%

"How did the LibDems manage to gain two points?"

written by Inchcock, 11 July 2012
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Bunga Hunger…

A gaunt looking Silvio Berlusconi is to run for a 4th term as Italian Prime Minister. Doctors say that he is suffering from Bunga Starvation - whatever that is?

written by IN SEINE, 11 July 2012
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Troops deployed in London for Olympic games

Around 13,500 are being deployed, more than currently in Afghanistan!

It's a mad mad world!

written by Inchcock, 11 July 2012
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From Fifty Shades Of Grey to a shade of brown: Boyfriend squirts girlfriend with sauce to stop her reading erotic novel

Daily Mail Online

"He was going to use red sauce but didn't have the bottle"

written by Quentin Muffin, 11 July 2012
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Another Cyclist Detained by Police

Tour de France now has proportionately more criminality than Compton, Beirut and even Dundee

written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 11 July 2012
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