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Missing bishop found safe and sound.......

....it was in the cluedo box along with a couple of pawns and the missing white rook.

written by HaveIGotNewsForYou, 10 July 2012
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Don King offers $50,000,000 to promote......

....Ed Balls v George Osbourne fight

written by HaveIGotNewsForYou, 10 July 2012
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Royal Navy to name future warships in honour of national treasures after public poll decides names...............

........HMS Will.i.am will be launched in August, HMS Noel Edmonds in September and HMS Babs Windsor just in time for the allied invasion or Iran slated for 2013

written by HaveIGotNewsForYou, 10 July 2012
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Banks to bulldoze Florida to expand Disney

Now that the people have no money left, banks will be bulldozing house to expand playgrounds for the rich. See hour lead story, "How to make your hose 'dozer ready"

written by Aspartame Boy, 10 July 2012
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Barclays ex-Boss Diamond caught begging!

Ex-Barclays boss, Bob Diamond, has been begging in Trafalger Square because Barclays didn't pay him his bonus of £20m and now he's got £20m less in his off-shore accounts; poor old Bob the buggar!

written by Jaggedone, 10 July 2012
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TOWIE tv star bares bum at lap-dancing club.

Well that's one way to make a good impression at a job interview.

written by radiogagger, 10 July 2012
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Naked Winstone!

Jaime Winstone is to play a stripper in a gritty new drama being filmed in London.
Well at least its not her dad Ray...

written by radiogagger, 10 July 2012
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50 Shades of Grey Author does not want to talk about potential musical.......

........."I really don't want to make a song and dance about all this"

written by HaveIGotNewsForYou, 10 July 2012
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Lance Armstrong suit thrown out........

........it was kind of saggy in the crutch area.

written by HaveIGotNewsForYou, 10 July 2012
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90's BBC1 Saturday Night Superstar To Get New Show In Long Awaited Comeback........

........Not Noel. Mr Blobby will star in "The Chris Moyles Story" as the fat Radio 1 DJ gone even fatter.

written by HaveIGotNewsForYou, 10 July 2012
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Manchester United's new left winger fails medical........

.....Tony Ben heads to Walsall instead.

written by HaveIGotNewsForYou, 10 July 2012
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Wormwood Scrubs Governor makes offer for John Terry.....

.....says he will be "A great addition on the wing."

written by HaveIGotNewsForYou, 10 July 2012
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............"More, boy!!"

According to the Joseph Roundtree Foundation families need to earn £37k for 'basic living'....that rules out a good 70% of the UK population at a rough guess..."keep 'em lean, keep 'em keen!"

written by Herrdoktorfox, 10 July 2012
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Grampian Police Investigate Theft Of Up to 400 Sheep.

Police are looking for a man who has been having trouble sleeping.

A spokesman added that they will not allow anyone to pull the wool over
their eyes during the investigation.

written by Simon Saunders, 10 July 2012
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Russia suspends arms delivery to Syria......

...however prosthetic legs, feet and eyes not affected.

written by HaveIGotNewsForYou, 10 July 2012
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Swimmer stalked by Great White Shark.........

.....obtains restraining order!

written by HaveIGotNewsForYou, 10 July 2012
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Experiments conducted by 15 year old boys with access to petrol...........

.....finally conclude that cats DO NOT in fact have nine lives!

written by HaveIGotNewsForYou, 10 July 2012
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Eamonn Holmes blames weight problem......

.....on recent ballooning holiday!

written by HaveIGotNewsForYou, 10 July 2012
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Murray blames defeat on Royal Box.....

....."It distracted me" claims Scot.

written by HaveIGotNewsForYou, 10 July 2012
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