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Rugby Union news: England axe Danny Care

Football fans say "er yeah thanks - but we couldn't care less"

written by radiogagger, 04 January 2012
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Lily Allen reignites Girls Aloud feud on twitter

They should have a seperate social network for all these celebs called bitter.

written by radiogagger, 04 January 2012
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Bachmann sticks a fork in her campaign 'cause it's done

After Iowa, Michele Bachmann announced that she's sticking a fork in her campaign turkey 'cause it's done. She promised the few supporters remaining that she'd soldier on with messages of intolerance.

written by Lyndon, 04 January 2012
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U.S. waits patiently for Taliban to open Qatar office so that they can bomb the bejesus out of it

The Taliban announced that it'll soon open an office in Qatar in order to have a place for peace talks with the U.S. Insiders reveal, though, that the place is toast as soon as an address is released.

written by Lyndon, 04 January 2012
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Kiss of life has been banned!

Giving the kiss of life to people dying has been bannned, instead one should give the dying person CPR and then some GBH; ask Vinnie Jones!

written by Jaggedone, 04 January 2012
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Catholic Bishop has 2 children!

A Catholic Bishop has admitted to having 2 children; well at least he isn't gay!

written by Jaggedone, 04 January 2012
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Bachmann quits because her botox was diminishing!

Michele Bachmann has quit the presidential race but not because of her bum result in Iowa. She's quitting because becoming president allowed her no time to attend her botox injection appointments!

written by Jaggedone, 04 January 2012
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Mortgage market sees surprise bounce

Must be all those rubber bricks.

written by radiogagger, 04 January 2012
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Imogen Thomas says everyone would do what she did

Sleep with Ryan Giggs? Err no thanks,not for me.

written by radiogagger, 04 January 2012
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Rupert Murdoch declares support for Rick Santorum on twitter

I think he confused Santorum for his 'sanatogan' tablets.

written by radiogagger, 04 January 2012
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Next Hoping for next Christmas

Clothes retailer Next has had a bad Christmas and is wondering if it will be there next Christmas

written by j.w., 04 January 2012
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Seinfeld writer sells new sitcom to NBC

"Its a show about something. Or nothing."

written by radiogagger, 04 January 2012
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RAC 'outrage' as their credit rating is lowered.

To AA.

written by pinxit, 04 January 2012
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Euro Currency suffering in chocolate variety too!

Its value is falling, debt-ridden and now the euro has suffered a fresh indignity. Sainsbury's, which sells millions each year, is to ditch Euro's and reintroduced choc' Sterling coins.

"Hurrah!"

written by Inchcock, 04 January 2012
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New Year honours 2012: David Cameron's pals benefit

New Year honours: David Cameron's pals benefit as fatcat Tory party donor and family friend Helena Bonham Carter given awards.

"Well who'd have believed that?"

written by Inchcock, 04 January 2012
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69 year old Aretha Franklin Gets Engaged.

Grammy-winning recording artist Aretha Franklin was in a joking mood when she announced her engagement today, telling The Associated Press: "No, I'm not pregnant."
Just a little fat.

written by radiogagger, 04 January 2012
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"Ron Paul has 4,000 babies" during 60/70s

Well someone has to read his newsletters

written by radiogagger, 04 January 2012
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Blackburn manager Steve Kean has insisted none of his star names is up for sale in January

Star names? Blackburn?

written by radiogagger, 04 January 2012
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Tottenham playmaker Rafael van der Vaart says he will not be leaving White Hart Lane during the January transfer window

He's too tight too put the heating on at his house, so he will sleep in the club changing rooms.

written by radiogagger, 04 January 2012
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Vinnie Jones gives advice on how to stay alive in BHF advert

Stop watching his films?

written by radiogagger, 04 January 2012
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Wendi Deng twitter account revealed as a fake

She's far too busy at her karate classes to tweet.

written by radiogagger, 04 January 2012
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Kim Kardashian sex tape most searched item on internet in 2011

Well it was on my browser anyway.

written by radiogagger, 04 January 2012
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Everyone talking about Kim Kardashian 'boots'

Just one letter out for me.

written by radiogagger, 04 January 2012
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Arab protestor sets fire to himself

Not surprises with energy prices these days.

written by radiogagger, 04 January 2012
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Jessie J goes NUDE for NEW YEAR!

Don't you wish these snippets came with pictures?

written by radiogagger, 04 January 2012
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Rumours of Cheryl Cole Late Night Chat show

No word yet on whether it will come with subtitles.

written by radiogagger, 04 January 2012
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Liverpool decide not to appeal Luis Suarez ban

Instead the scousers have signed his identical twin brother 'Larry' Suarez in the transfer window

written by radiogagger, 04 January 2012
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Romney wins cliffhanger in Iowa

He now plays Roger Federer in the second round.

written by radiogagger, 04 January 2012
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David Cameron's plan for minimum price for alcohol

The move is expected to cost drinkers £700million a year, with the tax revenue going to the NHS.

"Going to the NHS? Yea, like I believe that!"

written by Inchcock, 04 January 2012
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It Was Amazing How The Man Managed To Stay On!

Authorities in Lower Zamgola have outlawed energy drinks after a homeless man drinks seven of them and ends up riding a giraffe all over town for four hours while yelling out "Tarzan ain't shit!"

written by Abel Rodriguez, 04 January 2012
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The Polar Bears Are Not A Very Happy Bunch

Scientists state that Global Warming is really getting bad as evidenced by recent photos showing Polar Bears on the North Pole using sunblock.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 04 January 2012
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Minneapolis Solves Its Unemployment Problem

The city of Minneapolis reports 0 percent unemployment. The mayor says that he simply offered all of the unemployed citizens $10,000 cash if they would move across the river to St. Paul.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 04 January 2012
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The Egg-Laying Hens Had A Feeling of Deja Vu

The recent 4.7 earthquake that hit Arkansas caused thousands of chicken eggs to leave the nest and go back inside the egg laying hens, confusing the chickens all to hell!

written by Abel Rodriguez, 04 January 2012
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Jon Huntsman Kinda Messed Up A Little Bit

GOP candidate Jon Huntsman's campaign manager says he is a afraid that Huntsman may have lost some points when he stated that he tries to pattern himself after Bert of the Muppets.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 04 January 2012
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Michele Bachmann Is Spreading Out The Blame

Michelle Bachmann is blaming the dip in her popularity to computer hackers, Occupy Wall Streeters, Nancy Pelosi, and gay hair stylists.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 04 January 2012
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Gov. Rick Perry One-Upped Gov. Scott Walker

Governor Scott Walker of Wisconsin bragged that his state has more cheese than any state in the nation. Governor Rick Perry replied by saying that Barney the Dinosaur lives in Dallas, Texas.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 04 January 2012
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Jerry Sandusky - The One and Lonely

Bob Dylan has just written a song called "The Ballad of Coach Jerry Sandusky - From Penn State University to Pen State Prison."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 04 January 2012
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Social Issue Politics

A Republican candidate for president claims to be pro-life by trying to have sex with every female voter encountered on the campaign trail!



written by Philbert of Macadamia, 04 January 2012
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Third Party Formed

The need for a middle-of-the road politically balanced approach has inspired a third party ticket of Michele Bachmann (R-MN) for President and Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) for Vice President!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 04 January 2012
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Repayment of US Debt to China

In 2013 the new Republican US president plans to direct his secretary of state to declare rabid environmentalists persona non grata and send them to China on a good will trip!



written by Philbert of Macadamia, 04 January 2012
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Good Idea, But

A state plans to provide oversight of hospitals performing angioplasty. As appointed officials won't be able to spell angioplasty, heart association calls for cardiologist peer review of regulations!




written by Philbert of Macadamia, 04 January 2012
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Republicans in Bipartisan Agreement

Rep. Pelosi (D-CA) asks the US Fish and Wildlife Service to place Obama's Presidency on the endangered species list in 2012!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 04 January 2012
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Their Lights Went Off

A leading environmental organization sues the EPA over the new coal power plant rules being too harsh and demands the requirements be eased!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 04 January 2012
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Appointed Committee to Oversee Appointments

State governor's appointments of unqualified officials, based solely on political contributions, will now be coordinated by a Government Operations & Nefarious Influence Function (GONIF) Committee!






written by Philbert of Macadamia, 04 January 2012
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US History Test in 2035

Students who were James K. Polk, Chester A. Arthur, James E. Carter and Barack H. Obama?

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 04 January 2012
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Sign Before Reading

Republican presidential candidate Ron Paul suffers from the same disease as Rep. Pelosi (D-CA) and DNC Chairman Debbie Wasserman Schultz. They all are prone to sign documents before reading!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 04 January 2012
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New California Distracting Drivers Law

New 2012 California law mandates that all breast implants (boob jobs) are to be a maximum size of 36 DD or severe fines for distracting motorists will be imposed on the violator.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 04 January 2012
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New California Safety Law

New 2012 San Francisco law allows riding of the Bay Area Rapid Transit (BART) while nude, but prohibits carrying a lit cigarette, cigar or pipe.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 04 January 2012
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