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Iowa Caucus Reminds America: "Oh, yeah. There's a State called Iowa."

Millions of Americans awoke today, suddenly remembering there was a state called Iowa and then returned to not caring.

written by SamIAm, 03 January 2012
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Body Found On Sandringham Estate

Inspector Poirot to convene dénouement in the library of Sandringham House.

written by Swan Morrison, 03 January 2012
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World's First Hybrid Shark Discovered

The worlds first hybrid shark has been found off the East Coast of Australia. The Black Tipped Shark does not run on petrol, diesel or electricity - believe it or not, it runs on water, yes, SEAWATER.

written by IN SEINE, 03 January 2012
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John Terry chosen as Indian ambassador for health and sport!

After secretly appearing on billions of packets of Indian ciggies, John Terry has admitted he is the new Indian ambassador for health and sport; after all he is as clean as a "dog-end"!

written by Jaggedone, 03 January 2012
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Human Remains Found

Human remains found at Royal Family's Sandringham Estate.....and you thought that she was kiled in a car crash in a Paris tunnel!!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 03 January 2012
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Robbery in Milton Keynes Fabric Shop

Today I saw a robbery take place at a fabric shop in the centre of Milton Keynes. The police apprehended the robber and when his case comes to court I will be called as a material witness.

written by IN SEINE, 03 January 2012
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Blood-drinking Sea Plant Horror Film Premiered!

"Interview with a Samphire".

written by pinxit, 03 January 2012
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Yobs commit 21,000 crime in month after a caution!

Further, 33,000 were committed within 2 months, 45,000 within 3, 75,000 within 6 and 125,000 within 12 months almost 300,000!

Ken Clarke wants to cut the prison population and sentences.

'Oh good'

written by Inchcock, 03 January 2012
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There Are Some Things That Even A Robot Will Not Do

A scientist in Berlin, Germany has developed a robot that looks and sounds exactly like Sarah Palin. It says "You Betcha" and "Ya Know." But unlike Palin the robot refuses to ambush a helpless moose.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 03 January 2012
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The Boston Nunnery Had A Damn Good Reason

A nun in Boston was suspended from the nunnery when it was learned that she had a dirty habit.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 03 January 2012
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Arnold Schwarzenegger Is Looking For A Certain Kind of Maid

Arnold Schwarzenegger has stated that his New Year's resolution is to hire a maid that has had her fallopian tubes tied.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 03 January 2012
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Bristol Palin Is Truly One Desperate Alaskan Chick

Bristol Palin has stated that her goal for 2012 is to somehow get back into the national spotlight even if it means she may have to agree to become Charlie Sheen's brand new "Goddess."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 03 January 2012
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Jerry Jones Smiled And Just Shook His Head

Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones has stated that there is no truth to the rumor that he plans to hire Brett Favre to be the starting quarterback for the 2012-2013 football season.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 03 January 2012
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Naomi Campbell Says That This Year She Really Means It

Naomi Campbell has stated publicly that her New Year's resolution is to try her very best to not beat any of her employees no matter how bad she thinks they may deserve it.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 03 January 2012
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Kat Von D's Reasoning Is Really Something Else

Kat Von D whose body is covered with tattoos says that she plans on getting some of them lasered off so that she can then have some room for some newer tattoos.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 03 January 2012
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The Luftschiffbau Zeppelin company announces the reconstruction of Hindenburg class airship

The Luftschiffbau Zeppelin company, which re-emerged in 1993 will manufacture a Hydrogen fueled Hindenburg style airship. In defence of this decision, the chairman simply boomed "wehey!"

written by Backwardboy26, 03 January 2012
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George Lopez Feels 2012 Will Be A Good Year

George Lopez who has had a TV sit-com and a TV talk show cancelled says that his goal for 2012 is to hopefully get off food stamps by the summer.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 03 January 2012
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Iowa's average IQ drops by 30%

IQ levels dropped 30% in Iowa as the Republican party presidential candidates arrive for caucus. This news would have come as a shock to the state with the lowest average IQ - if they understood it.

written by DJC, 03 January 2012
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Errant missiles mistaken for missile testing as Iran tries unsuccessfully to declare war on Oman

After days of missiles landing in the Strait of Hormuz, the world finally understands that Iran has not been conducting missile-launching drills, but instead has been trying to declare war on Oman.

written by Lyndon, 03 January 2012
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