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UK Pensioners Accidently Buy Greece

'Me and Albert thought we was just booking a holiday to Athens,' said the amazed new Queen of Greece. 'We had no idea that we were making an offer for the whole country.'

written by Swan Morrison, 27 January 2012
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'My Bonus Is An Embarrassment,' Admits RBS Boss, Stephen Hester

'I don't know where to keep all this dosh,' he told reporters. 'Spare rooms in my mansions, and their swimming pools, are already stuffed full of cash. If only I knew of an honest bank to put it in.'

written by Swan Morrison, 27 January 2012
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The Moon to be 51st State

After hearing Newt Gingrich's comments the other day, the US is prepared to colonize the moon thus making it the 51st state in the Union.

written by Ellie James, 27 January 2012
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Milton Keynes Arsonist Is Disappointed

'Lenny the lighter', a Milton Keynes arsonist and persistent pyromaniac was left extremely disappointed when we checked out the website www.match.com he could not even find his old flame.

written by IN SEINE, 27 January 2012
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FA Cup: Steven Gerrard calls for calm ahead of Liverpool v Man United at Anfield

"calm down now, calm down"

written by radiogagger, 27 January 2012
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Chelsea refuse to pay £83million for Porto striker Hulk

£83 million? Incredible!

written by radiogagger, 27 January 2012
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Psychic Sally Morgan to sue the Daily Mail

But does she already know the result?

written by radiogagger, 27 January 2012
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Milton Keynes Man Still Happily Working at 90

A Milton Keynes man who works in a factory that makes sweaters says that he will keep working as long as possible and praises the workforce for helping him. "We are a clothes-knit community!" He said.

written by IN SEINE, 27 January 2012
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UK: Housing Minister: One in five council house tenants is on the fiddle

Grant Shapps believes huge numbers of tenants are taking advantage of the hugely subsidised rents and illegally sub-letting the properties.

"Just like the expence fiddling MP's? - Eh?"

written by Inchcock, 27 January 2012
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Credit card theft not reported for 3 Years

A man from kent reported the theft of his credit card to police which had taken place three years earlier and stated who ever stole it was spending less then his wife and didnt want them prosecuted.

written by Glen Jacobs, 27 January 2012
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Marcus Collins' cover of Seven Nation Army receives mixed reaction

About seven buyers probably...

written by radiogagger, 27 January 2012
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Collateral Damage

Part time PM 'Dithering Dave' under fire amid taunts and name calling.."we'll get you with the next round you wanker!" yell snipers Ed Milipeed and Ed Ballsup. "In your dreams dickheads!" taunts Dave.

written by Herrdoktorfox, 27 January 2012
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Cruise Compo.

Costa Concordia passengers have been offered 11,000 euros plus the triple, de-luxe "Titanic" Directors cut box set DVD compensation for lost baggage and psychological trauma after ship capsized.

written by Herrdoktorfox, 27 January 2012
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Cocaine wrongly delivered!

A 16kg shipment of cocaine from Mexico gets wrongly delivered to the UN. Bugger it, I lost a day off work waiting for this delivery, do you think Paypal will reinburse me?

written by Herrdoktorfox, 27 January 2012
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Ice Age 5

Unreliable weatherpersons predict Ice Age weather for the UK as temperatures plummet...that should sort the men from the girls, fur lined undercrackers at the ready everyone.

written by Herrdoktorfox, 27 January 2012
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Chip off the old block.

Decapitated man died due to a shotgun wound to the head, so the decapitation was a bonus then?

written by Herrdoktorfox, 27 January 2012
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Oral sex can cause throat cancer in pussies!

Pussies lick their bums to keep them clean and scientists have discovered this can cause cancer. After testing humans it seems that pussy-licking can cause cancer too; so just have a smoke instead!

written by Jaggedone, 27 January 2012
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A Site for Sore Eyes?

Go to www.conjunctivitis.com

written by IN SEINE, 27 January 2012
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Paul Daniels Gives Surgeon the Finger

Paul Daniels gave a surgeon the finger after cutting it off with a circular saw, it has emerged. He said "I think people are going to like this, not a lot!" I certainly didn't!!!

written by IN SEINE, 27 January 2012
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Spurs stand by Redknapp

Spurs fans who are noted Bank employees are giving 'Our Arry' the support of the City

written by j.w., 27 January 2012
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Redknapp for Chancellor

The Government now in an economic crisis has called on Harry Redknapp to come to their rescue

written by j.w., 27 January 2012
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New Drink Is Launched

The Costa coffee shop chain is to launch a new drink made from the finest Italian coffee beans. It is to be called "Costa Concordial" - perhaps we ought to sink a few?

written by IN SEINE, 27 January 2012
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Shakespeare not popular

A Berkeley man has been suspended by his local football team for quoting Shakespeare prior to a match. "We're William Wordsworth fans here" declared his indignant coach "not that Stratford creep".

written by whatinthe world, 27 January 2012
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Sir Cliff gets another gong

Sir Cliff Richard has been named as the next cleaner of Nelson's Column in Trafalgar Square. Sir Cliff was astounded and wanted to know who was responsible for such a silly decision."Morons" he said.

written by whatinthe world, 27 January 2012
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Boris Johnson on RBS bonuses

Boris "the buffoon" Johnson has labelled the bonuses to bosses at RBS as "absolutely bewildering", however, he also said the same about teaspoons, the X-Factor and stripy jumpers.

written by IainB, 27 January 2012
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Statistic of the Week...

In the year to March 2011, 6,005 people were admitted to hospitals after being bitten or struck by a dog.

Bonzo was also admitted suffering from exhaustion.

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 27 January 2012
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When men go to war, blame their sex drive: Males evolved to be 'aggressive to outsiders', says psychology study!

It emerged through natural selection as a result of competition for mates, territory and status.

Mates: Sex with fellow shoplifters?
Territory: Outside loo?
Status: In the Jobcentre queue?

Link

written by Inchcock, 27 January 2012
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Willie Nelsons Highwayman

That's right if I am not writing as a Ghost Writer for my braed and butter tea and crumpets for Spoof Snippets? I'm singing Karaoke like Willie Nelson's " Highwayman," for my supper ?

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 27 January 2012
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Ghost Writers in the Spoof ?

Since I can't sing Karaoke songs like " Ghost Riders in the Sky?" I have to settle for second best by writing " Ghost Writers in the Spoof," to make their bread and butter or Tea and Crumpets ?

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 27 January 2012
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Grandmother's to trial new contraceptive pill.

A new contraceptive pill designed to stop Grandmother's having Grandchildren begins trials today in the uk.

written by Glen Jacobs, 27 January 2012
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Where's the BEEF ?

Who remembers the Chino Stockyard story in the news a few years back just before the 2008 Presidential Election ? Where is a Cattle Prod don't move en a Forklift sure will ! Talk about a Mad Cow ?

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 27 January 2012
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USC TROJANS

After cleaning up several magnum condoms left from the neighbors across the street dates from the gutter in front of my mothers house as part of my chores and community service I heard about SpoofNews

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 27 January 2012
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OBGYN

A woman came up to me in the hospital the other day and asked how she could get into labor and maternity and I replied ;

" Try getting married first ? "

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 27 January 2012
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Incontinence should not be a taboo, says leading urologist

Is he taking the p___?

written by Inchcock, 27 January 2012
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Councils will be handed £5bn to combat obesity!

Andrew Lansley's part in helping his friends and soon to be new owners of the NHS I suppose!

Despite other cutbacks they find money for this???

written by Inchcock, 27 January 2012
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It's not too late to save the NHS from the barbarians

"Oh yes it is!"

written by Inchcock, 27 January 2012
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A 32-year-old man spent a day with a three-and-a-half inch nail in his head!

Dante Autullo, of Chicago. fired the nail from a gun as he carried out some work in the garage of his home in Orland Park. He thought it had whizzed past his head - but it lodged in his brain.
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written by Inchcock, 27 January 2012
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Man Loses Letter "C" from Keyboard

"It's been an absolute unt ever sine I bought the fuker" he said last night

written by Clive Danton, 27 January 2012
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The Most Amazing Stray Cat In The World

Animal shelter workers in San Francisco were skeptical about a stray cat that reportedly traveled all the way from Japan. The skepticism vanished once they heard the cat meowing in Japanese.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 27 January 2012
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Both Go Hand-In-Hand So To Speak

The Australian government is reporting that the tremendous decline in the emu population is also causing a huge decline in laughter.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 27 January 2012
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Joan "The Moan" Rivers Can Chew 'Em Up and Spit 'Em Out!

Chelsea Handler remarked that her recent meltdown was brought on by the fact that Joan Rivers said that she has all the charm and personality of a Preparation H Suppository.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 27 January 2012
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The Lyrics Are Causing A Bit of A Problem

The Country Music Industry says that in order to try and project a more stable environment it's asking its writers to please cut back on using the words cheatin', drinkin', and spittin'.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 27 January 2012
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Mitt Romney Gets Another Endorsement

And yet another noted individual has endorsed Mitt Romney. Charles Manson said he hopes Mitt is elected president because he knows that he'll let him out of prison because he told him so in a dream.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 27 January 2012
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Newt Gingrich Had Some Kinda Odd Role-Playing Going On There

Newt Gingrich's second ex-wife said that when they were first married he liked to play a strange game where he was Captain Kangaroo and she was Mr. Green Jeans.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 27 January 2012
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The Opportunistic Domnica Cermotan

The girlfriend of the captain of The Costa Concordia who was with him when the ship hit the rock has been offered $685 to appear in a nude layout in Playboy. She has reportedly accepted the offer.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 27 January 2012
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President Bush Simply Shook His Head In Astonishment

It has just been revealed that Dubai was going to be renamed Dubya in honor of President George Bush but the idea was dropped when his mother Barbara Bush wrote a letter of protest.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 27 January 2012
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Chelsea Handler Ain't No Match For Queen Joan Rivers

Joan Rivers, who is known as "The Queen of Mean," said if Chelsea Handler wants to play hardball then she had first better get herself some womanly tits instead of the Elton John man boobs she's got.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 27 January 2012
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President Obama Has Found Another Way To Save Money

President Obama has announced that he will be eliminating the Department of Stress. The department has proved to be very costly and it has actually caused a lot more stress than it has prevented.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 27 January 2012
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