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Cruise company offer survivors 30% off next trip

But hey, don't worry, you get a 50% chance of survival next time..

written by radiogagger, 23 January 2012
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Tickets for the superbowl on the blackmarket for $11,000

So even if I win a $10k bet with Mitt Romney I still can't afford one...

written by radiogagger, 23 January 2012
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Tory Party to Blame Labour Party of Making Big Ben Lean

David Cameron has blamed the Labour Party of causing Big Ben, Parliament's landmark clock tower to lean towards the LEFT.

written by IN SEINE, 23 January 2012
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Aretha Franklin calls off wedding

Dam'n it - I'd already bought them a card!

written by radiogagger, 23 January 2012
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Sven-Goran Eriksson 'wanted to live in Thailand with two women', says Didi Hamann

That must be a misprint - with sven it's more likely two a day.

written by radiogagger, 23 January 2012
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Katie Price aka Jordan tweets about the economy

You see - sometimes looks can be deceiving...

What? It was a publicity stunt for a chocolate bar, ok scrub that last remark...

written by radiogagger, 23 January 2012
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Harry Redknapp appears in court on 'tax dodge' charges

Why would he want to impersonate a student?

written by radiogagger, 23 January 2012
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Harvesting

New plans to Harness The Power Of The Sea....so its, "Hi-Ho surfer a-way is it?"

written by Herrdoktorfox, 23 January 2012
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Why I'm a Feminist

Home Secretary Theresa 'cock-a-leg' May: "Why I'm A Feminist", thanks for clearing that one up at last Tess, I naturally assumed you were a Trannie...so that strange walk must be an old wound then?

written by Herrdoktorfox, 23 January 2012
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An Obscene Disease

Fame is an 'obscene disease', says Sean penn...I agree it's pretty crap when compared to GLEE but fair go cobber, it was originally made in 1980 so it's bound to look a bit dated!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 23 January 2012
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It ASDA-b.....innit?

Bon Marche closes 160 stores, 1,400 unemployed head for the Jobcentres and a potential thrilling career with ASDA who are creating 5,000 NON contractual shit jobs at minimum wage naturally!!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 23 January 2012
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Health shocker! Graham Norton diseased nose scare.

Chat show fave, Graham Norton was discharged from a London hospital today after treatment for a mystery nasal infection. Doctors say it was apparently caused by excessive amounts of brown nosing.

written by shufflewick71, 23 January 2012
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'Arry Redknapp 'as 'ad a bung!

'Arry Redknapp arrived in court today after he 'ad a bung. 'Arry would 'ave prefered a red card for Balotelli after he gave Parker a "bang" on the 'ead mate!

written by Jaggedone, 23 January 2012
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Pink elephant spotted in Africa is definitely Dumbo!

A pink elephant photographed by tourists after they'd downed several bottles of pink champagne is Dumbo the flying elephant; they also captured several pink flying pigs on film, ask Pink Floyd!

written by Jaggedone, 23 January 2012
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Earl of Mansfield's son acquitted on rape charge!

Honourable James Murray, Eton aristocrat who admitted having sex with a schoolgirl within days of her 16th birthday walked smiling from court yesterday after he was cleared of rape.

Nepotistic Git!

written by Inchcock, 23 January 2012
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625 Drivers who caused Death, back on the road!

625 killers have been allowed back behind the wheel.
317 Drunks - 148 who caused death dangerous driving, 138 for dangerous driving, 13 who took a life while unlicensed/disqualified!

"WHY?"

written by Inchcock, 23 January 2012
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kung Phooey!!

The belated sequel released at last... "Enter The Dragon: China Celebrtes New Year"...but will it be as good without Bruce Lee?

written by Herrdoktorfox, 23 January 2012
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You Cannot Pull Nothing Over On Sarah "Snowflake" Palin

Nancy Pelosi recently stated that Florida was bigger than England. Sarah Palin wanting to show her geographical expertise added, "And China is bigger than Connecticut."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 23 January 2012
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The World's Most Popular Misnamed Fish

Contrary to popular belief, jellyfish do not contain any jelly whatsoever, they do however contain an ever so slight amount of peanut butter.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 23 January 2012
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Marian Shields Robinson Has A Very Unique Job

Ann "Jemima" Dayskill, the White House chief cook, says that there are 13,092 knives, forks and spoons in the White House. She said Michelle Obama's mama gets paid to count them every three days.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 23 January 2012
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Seeing is "BeeLieving"

Bee experts say that honeybees actually have hair on their eyes which explains why some people have actually found little itty bitty curlers in their jars of honey.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 23 January 2012
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Shut-eye can preserve painful memories!

Daily Mail: In tests, researchers showed that people made to watch an upsetting or traumatic event felt less emotional if they stayed awake afterwards.

"I've always wanted that clarifying you know!"

written by Inchcock, 23 January 2012
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