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16-year-old Dutch Girl Who Sailed Alone around the World Is Fined

A Dutch who left at 15 has broken the world record for sailing single-handed around the world. However, she is also facing a fine for being truant from school.

written by IN SEINE, 22 January 2012
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Fears Westminster Could Fall Into The Thames

Far to much irresponsible drinking in Parliament today if you ask me, close the bars early and get on with the day job lads!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 22 January 2012
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Spike Shows Shoppers Bought In To Christmas Shopping.

That's bloody strange, I thought Mr Milligan died a few years ago?

written by Herrdoktorfox, 22 January 2012
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Protesters Pull Out Of Building In London

Thats what I like to hear, responsible safe sex!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 22 January 2012
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Child Eaten By Crocodile In Front Of Father

Indonesian Father watches helplessly as 10 year old daugher swallowed by crocodile...later discovered she had been seen crawing into a lacoste sleeping bag........should have gone to Specsavers Dad!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 22 January 2012
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Row Over TV Abortion Adverts

...it's the abortion programmes I object to, the adverts are more entertaining!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 22 January 2012
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Polls Boost For Cameroon and Tory Boy Party

...all of which proves yes, you can fool all of the (UK) people ALL of the time!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 22 January 2012
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Olympic Toy Maker Breaching Workers Rights

Olympic mascots being made in China by 'slave labour' earning 26p an hour...or, in Chinese Yuan (CNY) 2.50 which is lorra lorra murrey x 40 hours no runder Blits no wanty UK minimum wage rate-pooey!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 22 January 2012
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Christian "Values" Voters Miss Irony of Choosing Newt

South Carolina Republicans reject perceived polygamist for actual polygamist.

written by manbrad, 22 January 2012
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Sex-starved Billericay housewives search for their lost G-spots!

Billericay is a town of desperate housewives desperately searching for their G-spots, which doesn't actually exist. Their hubbies though have found their G-spots at the local (girlie) Bars!

written by Jaggedone, 22 January 2012
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Man thrown out of pub for 'speaking German'

The uniform could have been a factor...

written by radiogagger, 22 January 2012
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Simon Cowell reveals he and "fiancee" Mezhgan are "on a break"

Does this mean they can both see other men, woops I mean people?

written by radiogagger, 22 January 2012
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Tottenham place £150m price tag on Wales international Gareth Bale

Blimey, that's more than the whole of Wales itself isn't it?

written by radiogagger, 22 January 2012
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Heidi Klum 'files for divorce' from Seal

Looks like we'll be seeing some more Seal clubbing in the near future...

written by radiogagger, 22 January 2012
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Plans to freeze unemployed.

New plans to freeze the unemployed untill a suitable job comes along has just been released by the DWP. If the idea gets the go ahead it could save the tax payer billions in benifits every year.

written by Glen Jacobs, 22 January 2012
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Rick Perry Will Finally Be Able To Get Back To His Main Priority

Rick Perry says that now that he has dropped out of the GOP presidential race he will have a lot more time to get back to carry out his 'executions' which he has kinda been ignoring a bit.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 22 January 2012
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Khloe Kardashian Will Be Starring In Yet Another Show

Khloe Kardashian, who at 5-foot-10-inches tall really does not resemble any of her sisters at all, has agreed to appear in a new reality game show called, Okay, Try To Guess Who My Real Daddy Is?

written by Abel Rodriguez, 22 January 2012
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Sarah Palin - The Wilderness Queen of Alaska Is Getting Itchy

Sarah Palin texted Bill O'Reilly and said if he can convince Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, Ron Paul, and Rick Santorum to drop out of the GOP race she may consider coming back to America and running.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 22 January 2012
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Tim Tebow Is One Awesome Hombre

Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow is an amazing athlete who played with hurt ribs, lungs, and chest. And that's refreshing in this day in age when some players sit out a game due to hurt feelings.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 22 January 2012
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Romanian Big Issue seller given legal right to claim housing benefits

The unmarried mother-of-four currently claims £26,547.60 in benefits each year.
That will rise by a minimum of £2,900 when she receives her additional housing allowance.

"Oh I am glad for her!"

written by Inchcock, 22 January 2012
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