New app 'Angry Chinese' to be released
After incensed Chinese customers pelted an Apple store with eggs for not opening on time, those crazy guys at Angry Birds went to work on a new app called Angry Chinese. Look for it this week.
written by Lyndon
, 14 January 2012
French Enact Contingency Plans As Credit Rating Downgraded
'We are confident that the sale of the Eiffel Tower and the Arc de Triomphe will avoid a further credit downgrading until at least the end of the month,' Nicolas Sarkozy today told reporters.
Wenger Blames Global Warming For Recent Poor Form
"Well I've blamed everything else for us being a bit crap so why not this?" said the runny-nosed Gallic numpty last night
Film - The Killing about political Spin & Lies!
Interestingly it's about Danish MPs in a coalition - seems rather like ours. They have sold us a follow-up series, Borgen, about corruption in Denmark's politics.
"Just normal politics to us then!"
Mitt Romney Has A "Short" Fuse
Mitt Romney was quite upset after winning the New Hampshire primary after Ron Paul pointed out that New Hampshire is a very small state. Romney looked at Paul and said "So what's your point Shorty?"
They Say It's No Laughing Matter
Arizona has stated that they are banning the fad of binge tickling on all of its university campuses. They said that the loud laughing was making residents of New Mexico very nervous.
Mitt Romney And His $10,000 Bets
Mitt Romney reportedly bet Rick Perry $10,000 that John Huntsman will be the next GOP presidential candidate to drop out of the race.
Mickey D's Is Helping The Economy
McDonald's has announced that they will be hiring over one million new employees in 2012. They stressed that they hope that this will raise the average age of a McDonald's employee from 13 to 15.
The FBI Is Looking Into Traces of DNA
The U.S. Government said the unmanned drone that crash landed in Arizona did not come from Pakistan as had been originally believed. Reports are that it came from either Bolivia or the South Pole.
"Leave It To Beaver"
Rick Perry says that the big difference between Mitt Romney and Rick Santorum is that Mitt Romney looks like Ward Cleaver and Rick Santorum looks like June Cleaver.
The Whoppers Aren't Exactly Whopping
Burger King has announced that they will be laying off 100,000 employees before the summer. McDonald's plans to hire most of them since they are already French Fry trained.
The Man Is One Boring GOPer
Late-night talk show hosts absolutely hate Mitt Romney because they say that he is about as funny as a handful of ocean seaweed.