BBC boss admits to 61% repeats on tv
BBC boss admits to 61% repeats on tv (r)
Leveson inquiry 99.99% certain to call David Cameron
Will he bring Andy Coulson with him?
New Apple chief Cook to get $378m share payout.
Thats a lot of money for cooking apples. How much would he get if he cooked other fruit as well?
(Oh right it's chief not chef. And Cook is his name. confusing.com)
George Osbourne to raid £140bn town hall pension pot
He's putting it all on trap 1 in the first race at Crayford.
QPR announce 'sparky' as new manager
Well it will save on call out charges when the boiler needs repairing.
London borough of Islington could be first to ban 'chuggers'
chuggers aka Charity muggers.
Any chance you can ban (Keith) Cheggers as well?
Pippa Pics sensation!
The Daily Mail pictures editor told the Leveson inquiry that the pictures desk receives 400 pics a day of Pippa Middleton.
"Got any jobs going?"
Greggs Christmas Bonanza
Greggs the Bakers recorded a more than healthy Christmas turnover thanks in no small part to the thousands of PCO's who spend most of their daily shifts muching through the stock!
Sign at West Midlands Safari Park
… ELEPHANTS STAY IN YOUR CAR
Crime of the Century?
Organised Crime Italy's Biggest Industry.....next to the UK and Parliament more like!
Sitting in the back row of the moooovies!
Part time Prime Minister Do-Nothing-Dave wants British film makers to make more movies like 'The Kings Speech gggg...oooo...d......fffff...ooo...rrr..bbbb..iiii....d!!!
Homophobic soccer player gets the sack, he called a gay rugby player gay!
An Oxford City soccer player (obviously no degree) has called a gay rugby player gay on twitter and got the sack. Warning to all soccer twitterers; don't mention gay or racist or you'll be next!
Birmingham named top international destination by New York Times
Who for? Terrorists?
Arizona Means Business Doggone It!
Arizona has one of the strictest "Leash Laws" in the country. Anyone caught with their dog not on a leash is subject to getting themselves and their dog tasered.
Ron Paul Will Open Up A Can of "Whup Ass"
Ron Paul who does not believe that the United States should get involved in wars has said that if Newt Gingrich calls him Shorty one more time he is going to kick his butt.
Sarah "So Sad" Palin Is So Sad
Sarah Palin is reportedly very depressed and sits around her Wasilla, Alaska home muttering to herself "Gosh darnit you know I remember when people gave a damn about what I thought."
The Low-Cal Ford Focus
Ford is recalling over 19,000 Ford Focuses due to the fact that the windshield wiper fluid reservoir contains Diet Coke.
Guatemala Is A Fun-Filled Place
The tiny country of Guatemala states that they have just developed a nuclear bomb. An hour later they reply, "Just kidding gringos!"
The Check-Writing Joe Biden
Delaware states that they need $21 million to upgrade their Delaware Punch factories. Vice-President Joe Biden, a Delaware native, quickly writes them a check.
Manchester City face fight to sign Roma midfielder De Rossi
Fighting? to pay £22million, and £6m a year wages without bonuses....
"I must mention this to my Job Centre Plus Advisor!"
Ideologues in the Executive Branch
The Obama administration's idea of top down management is academic executive edicts. True "top down" management relies on using historical "bottom up" data gleaned from prior experience!
Obama's Electro-Political Automobile
GM is changing the name of its electric car "Volt" to the sexy Latin name "Faex," that is more associated with the automobile's dismal technical and sales performance!
The Real Greedy for Power 1 Percent
Academic Democratic left wing liberals think that passing a law solves any problem, as long as they don't have to suffer the unintended consequences of the legislation!
They Forgot the Life Boats
The Democratic Party ship Barack Obama is sinking, as shown recently by the executive staff climbing down the anchor chain and Democratic Congressional leaders talking about being bipartisan!
Voters Warning to Republican Conservative Candidates
Get your nose out of our sex lives, stop messing with our wives uteruses, pray on your own time, leave gay people alone and priority one is putting the US economy back on track!!
Voters Warning to Democratic Liberal Candidates
Get your nose out of our food, stop tinkering with the US economy, give up on phony causes like global warming and stop regulating every US industry as this will drive jobs overseas!
They Found Their Cause, but It's Anarchy
Occupy protestors in Oakland CA will be attacking police and burning cars in the downtown area once per week to demonstrate how they want to peacefully change America for the better!
Republicans Blow 2012 Election
GOP Presidential candidate Santorum would establish an Evangelical Protection Agency (EPA) to regulate US bedroom activity, punch holes in condoms, ban abortion & end gays serving in the military!