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Republicans Taking The Country Back

Republicans insist they want to take the country back. Back? Back where? Guys, clocks run forward. Rockets move forward. Science take society forward. Get with the program.

written by K.C. Bell, 09 February 2012
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Sir Alf Ramsey favourite to take over England!

It's possible that the FA will recall the embalmed body of Sir Alf Ramsey to oversee the English preperations for Euro 2012. Any "mummy" is better than what's available now apart from Gus!

written by Jaggedone, 09 February 2012
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Councils Prepare to Implement Sharia Law

Councils in Cambridgeshire, Enfield and Chiswick are preparing to implement sharia law, using "health and safety" rules as an excuse. An excuse to BEHEAD snowmen.

written by IN SEINE, 09 February 2012
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Capello's translator sacked!

The FA are glad Capello walked, it was cheaper that way and now they've sacked his translator, even cheaper; he received £2,50 compensation!

written by Jaggedone, 09 February 2012
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Man Found To Be Suffering From Rare "Posh" Tourettes

When questioned he replied "You're all a load of flipping flippers and jolly bad eggs and deserve roasting in front of an open fire! HUZZAH HUZZAH FUCK!

written by Clive Danton, 09 February 2012
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The Greeks Have a Word for it.

H E L P

written by j.w., 09 February 2012
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Man United boss Fergie goes gangster with two fingered salute

Or is it the quickest way to get served in a Glasgow pub?

written by radiogagger, 09 February 2012
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David Beckham says you only need 3 real friends in life

Gary Neville, Phil Neville and Neville Neville?

written by radiogagger, 09 February 2012
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Kanye West wants to be the next Michael Jackson

'Quick, someone get Dr Murray'

written by radiogagger, 09 February 2012
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Newcastle boss Pardew rules himself out of race to replace Capello

Damn, lets hope the FA have a plan B...

written by radiogagger, 09 February 2012
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Bolivian comedians not funny

Bolivian comedians have been identified as a threat to their country's national security. As such, the ruling junta has rounded them up and placed them in prison awaiting trial. Hell yeah, no joke.

written by whatinthe world, 09 February 2012
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4 inches of snowfall to blanket Britain!

Snow return: Britain braced for 4 inches of snowfall as big freeze intensifies.

"Shit!"

written by Inchcock, 09 February 2012
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Nottingham couple win £45m on EuroMillions lottery!

£45,160,170.50!!!

"I'm so, so glad for them!"

written by Inchcock, 09 February 2012
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David Cameron: Coalition will force NHS bill on to statute book!

"Well fancy that!"

written by Inchcock, 09 February 2012
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Channel 4's Time Team to Be Renamed

Following a reshuffle of presenters, Channel 4's archaeology program, Time Team, is to be renamed "The End of Time Team

written by IN SEINE, 09 February 2012
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McDonald's McNugget Sales Down By 50% Last Quarter

In an effort to boost sales of the once popular McNugget, McDonald's has spent nearly $100,000 in the development of their new Tuna Flavored Dipping Sauce.

written by Jack Goff, 09 February 2012
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Why you should love your Big Bottom!

Why you should love your...Big Bottom: The physical flaws that are good for your health!

Daily Mail: Love your Big Bottom!

"Fat comes in good and bad forms!"

written by Inchcock, 09 February 2012
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Classic Ferrari 1963 model becomes most expensive car ever sold in Britain

A classic Ferrari has become the most expensive car ever sold in Britain - changing hands for a staggering £20.2m

"Well, with Rail fares ever rising?"

written by Inchcock, 09 February 2012
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1000's of ankle-snappers start school without potty training!

1000's of children start school without being toilet trained with rising number still in nappies.

Daily Mail

"Well: Hundreds of MPs start in Parliament without morals!"

written by Inchcock, 09 February 2012
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