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Second Twitter Poster to Face Joke Trial

When an unnamed Post Office worker tried to drum up business for his employers by mentioning "GO POSTAL" in a message, they took it to be a menacing tweet

written by IN SEINE, 08 February 2012
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Mitt Romney Announces Running Mate Choice

Republican nominee has said if he wins the nomination Jimmy Carter will be his Vice President. Reportedly the republican base is disenchanted while the democrat base is confused about who to vote for.

written by Jack Goff, 08 February 2012
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Fabio Capello: Still Cannot Grasp English Language

When Fabio Capello said that he was resigning this morning, he thought that he was re-signing a new contract for three years as England manager. WOOPS!

written by IN SEINE, 08 February 2012
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Boat Race to Become Boat Races in 2015

This is because of WOMEN sticking there oar in and will, let's face it, present a very big problem for Cockney rhyming slang.

written by IN SEINE, 08 February 2012
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Farewell Fabio!

Now that Fabio Capello has resigned as England manager, makes the innocent Harry Redknapp the hot is one to be his replacement. This was England's finest hour - so far!

written by IN SEINE, 08 February 2012
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Time Team Presenter Replaced by Younger Model

The 65-year-old presenter of Time Team is to be replaced. Co-presenter Tony Robinson said that "Mike looks like a relic himself and I am looking forward to working with a 30-year-old woman!"

written by IN SEINE, 08 February 2012
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Adele says she thinks Karl Lagerfeld's designs are lovely

But she thinks he's a little too fatuous.

written by Roy Turse, 08 February 2012
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Fabio Capello resigns as England manager!

I've just checked my diary - I'm available in June and July.
(Didn't get a single Olympic ticket since you ask)

written by radiogagger, 08 February 2012
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Up, up, up in a puff of smoke!

Would be celebrity chef Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall burns down his River Cottage Hideout whilst trying to boil a three minute egg, "I was distracted by a wild Fox"..says Hughie!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 08 February 2012
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Airbus A380 has cracks in its wings!

The jumbo Airbus A380 has cracks in it s wings, but don't worry, they're only small and the wings are huge, so they're safe. Passengers boarding the jumbo were issued the Bible and the Koran, amen!

written by Jaggedone, 08 February 2012
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"Too Fat?"

Mentally challenged would-be designer, German Karl 'ja' Lagerfeld has branded pop icon Adele 'a little too fat'...he actually mean't to say gargantuan but could not spell it!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 08 February 2012
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Not Guilty M'lud

Harry Redknapp not guilty of tax evasion......regrettably his dog is and will be executed next week!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 08 February 2012
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Rock On Tommy!

Barnstorming line up for 'free' Queen's Diamond Jubilee Concert on June 4th..Cliff Richard, Elton John, Macca (crappa) Tom Jones, Shirley Bassey...all proudly sponsored by Philosan!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 08 February 2012
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Charles Dickens's 200th birthday

Google, Prince Charles, the archbishop of Canterbury and a host of writers and artists join bicentenary events.

My invitation must have got lost in the post.

written by radiogagger, 08 February 2012
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'Deport Abu Qatada before Olympics'

What event is he in?

written by radiogagger, 08 February 2012
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Fearne Cotton & Greg James lined up as replacement for Chirs Moyles on Radio 1.

Well, its a big seat to fill.

written by radiogagger, 08 February 2012
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Police officers "paid £100,000 by Murdoch newspapers

FBI investigates News Corp over corrupt foreign payments
by journalists to British police.

Nice work if you can get it...

written by radiogagger, 08 February 2012
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Leveson inquiry latest

About 11 million News International emails previously described as "permanently deleted" have been recovered are are being examined by police, Sue Akers tells Leveson.

Thought my inbox was bad...

written by radiogagger, 08 February 2012
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Network Rail directors forgo bonuses

Bankers take note...

written by radiogagger, 08 February 2012
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Man eats own beard.

A man from Norfolk who got lost walking his dog and slipped into a ditch says he survived for ten days by eating his own beard. The 74 year and his dog were both found by another local dog walker.

written by Glen Jacobs, 08 February 2012
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Study confirms: You are more likely to die if taken to hospital at weekend!

Chances of recovery are less because doctors are absent and tests are not always available.
Study finds that Sunday patients are 16 per cent more likely to die than other days.

"Oh, flippin' 'eck!"

written by Inchcock, 08 February 2012
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