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Indian to Open Call Centres in UK

India's finance minister, Pranab Mukerjee has predicted that many of the wealthy Indian companies will soon be opening call centres in the UK - see how we like it?

written by IN SEINE, 04 February 2012
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Indian Doesn't Want British Aid - Describes It As Peanuts

Describing it as peanuts, the Indian government have said that they no longer need the financial aid given by Britain. Can we have our peanuts back - 290 million of them?

written by IN SEINE, 04 February 2012
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American Airlines to offer roadside assistance

American Airlines will henceforth be available to fix cars at the roadside. "Our initials are AA," said Andre Agassi, the chairman. "We'll fix your car, as long as the road is wide enough to land on."

written by IainB, 04 February 2012
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American Airlines Drink Prohibition

American Airlines will no longer sell alcohol to its passengers. "Our initials are AA," said Alan Alder, the chairman. "It's about time we lived up to that ethos."

written by IainB, 04 February 2012
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Radio 1 announce Hackney Big Weekend Line Up

When I saw Hackney trending on twitter I thought the riots had started again...

written by radiogagger, 04 February 2012
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West Ham 2 Millwall 1

Ans that was just the arrests!

written by radiogagger, 04 February 2012
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John Terry 'could quit over captaincy axe'

Shut the door on the way out JT!

written by radiogagger, 04 February 2012
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Man handcuffed to goalposts in Premier League match

Be warned John Terry and Harry Redknapp...

written by radiogagger, 04 February 2012
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This sunday - Super Bowl XLVI

aka alphabet soup.

written by radiogagger, 04 February 2012
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Harry Redknapp 'condemned himself with his own mouth,' says QC

'Hoist by his own petard'

written by radiogagger, 04 February 2012
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Susan Boyle to sing for the Queen

On condition she don't bring her fella, Piers Morgan with.

written by radiogagger, 04 February 2012
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David Beckham sent off at 'kids match'

Found his level.

written by radiogagger, 04 February 2012
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'6 inches of snow this weekend' **


oooh matron!

** Daily Express headline... Saturday 4th feb 2012

written by radiogagger, 04 February 2012
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Lottery winners defend benefit claims

"£10.5 million don't get you far these days"

written by radiogagger, 04 February 2012
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Cher Lloyd: I was driven to hell and back

She only popped out to buy a pint of milk.

written by radiogagger, 04 February 2012
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Undercover police to patrol in Uk cinemas.

The price of popcorn in Uk cinemas has forced the illegal sales by dealers in cinemas at a fraction of the price, police say they will arrest anyone found in the possesion of popcorn.

written by Glen Jacobs, 04 February 2012
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Gadaffi is alive rumour gains pace

Gadaffi is alive in US and is in fact actor Mickey Rourke.

written by aydi, 04 February 2012
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Taliban will retake control of Afghanistan

Secret files reveal Taliban will retake control of Afghanistan when NATO troops withdraw.

"Tell us something we don't know!"

written by Inchcock, 04 February 2012
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"Wild thang!"

Little Eddie Milipeed slams bonus, bust, bailout culture, 'right on tiger' you tell 'em.....kick some botty!!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 04 February 2012
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Assey Law!!

Summer riots text man jailed for three years...4 x known terrorists sentenced, but out in six years...yes folks, British Justice at it's best!!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 04 February 2012
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Buoy, Oh Buoy!

British man goes overboard on Caribbean Cruise, the perils of getting over excited at getting a cheap Thomsons cruise deal?

written by Herrdoktorfox, 04 February 2012
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"Come On Down,The Price Is Right!"

Failed sex change fruitcake Mary Portas,supported by this truly mentally challenged Government offering 'money prizes' if you can come up with ideas to save dying high streets...'Monty Python Lives'!!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 04 February 2012
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Speeding drivers should get fines of up from £100

31 Feb 0212: To raise cash for crime victims, Ken Clarke said last night.

"Well yer... lets make it fines from £5000? Why not"

written by Inchcock, 04 February 2012
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Star Jones Knows Her Pastries

Star Jones who has really started to pack on the pounds stated that she will be the hostess of A&E's America's Biggest Damn Cupcakes.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 04 February 2012
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Who Really Cares About Donald "The Hairdo From Hell" Trump

Donald Trump endorsing Mitt Romney makes about as much sense as someone inviting Hitler to a Bar Mitzvah.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 04 February 2012
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The Celebrities Were All Kind Of On The Shy Side

A FOX Network spokesperson revealed that plans for their new show Celebrity Cellulite have been scrapped since the producers could not get even one celebrity who was willing to appear on the show.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 04 February 2012
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Paula Abdul May Be Making Yet Another Comeback

Paula Abdul, who was recently fired by Simon Cowell from X-Factor, has been asked to interview for the host's job on the new Bravo reality singing show titled, 1,2,3, Sing Your Vocal Chords Off!

written by Abel Rodriguez, 04 February 2012
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Austerity Britain pigs out on pork

The Times: Austerity Britain has swapped beef for pork, causing sales of the white meat to jump, according to Cranswick.

"Well this UK OAP, would like to afford pork!"

written by Inchcock, 04 February 2012
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Threat from new virus-infected emails which take over your PC even if you DON'T open their attachments!

Daily Mail: The user will not even be warned this is happening - the only message that appears is 'loading'.

"Oh shit!"

written by Inchcock, 04 February 2012
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