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Hannah Opens The Door!

Environmentalist Darryl Hannah has become the first actress to use recycled plastic for her plastic surgery yesterday in Hollywood.

written by Bureau, 27 February 2012
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Castrations To End?

Germany asked to stop castrating sex criminals, selling their genitals on eBay!

written by Bureau, 27 February 2012
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Sperm Bank Cutting Back

Sperm Bank workers in Atlanta, Georgia ask for four-day week. "It may be OK for unmarried young guys but when you're 32 and married, making change at the window all day can be rough", says spokesman.

written by Bureau, 27 February 2012
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"This Is Just The Start!"

Paleontologists riot over monkeys accidental burning of "Origin Of Species" books!

written by Bureau, 27 February 2012
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Lonesome Dove Cry

Cry of the lonesome dove brings tears, turds to park bench occupier.

written by Bureau, 27 February 2012
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Greece accuse Merkel of being a Nazi!

The corrupt Greeks have dressed up Merkel in a Nazi uniform and accused her and Germany of being a bunch of Nazis. If being a Nazi is giving the Greeks a 130 billion Euro bailout, then SIEG HEIL!

written by Jaggedone, 27 February 2012
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We're Afraid Too!

A Californian state representative says that the people in his state are just as afraid of a middle east war as everybody else. It's just that they can't look worried anymore because of all the botox!

written by Bureau, 27 February 2012
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Odor In Phoenix

Strange Garlic-Like Odor Sickens Phoenix Residents...especially those pale ones you only see at night.

written by Bureau, 27 February 2012
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Taliban Disagrees With Iran

Taliban claims responsibility for 4.0 earthquake along New Madrid Fault in Missouri last week.

written by Bureau, 27 February 2012
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Shortest Man Missing?

Nepalese man, 72, declared shortest person ever, missing. Crowd told to check the bottom of their shoes!

written by Bureau, 27 February 2012
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"Gercha'"

Labour MP John Woodcock 'assaulted' on late night train,welcome to the real world arsewipe your mob started the era of lax-law and order so live with sweetheart!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 27 February 2012
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Ratatouille

Sedated patient attacked by rat in Epsom hospital...is there no end to these 'mickey mouse' Heston Blementhal recipes?

written by Herrdoktorfox, 27 February 2012
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Cruise Liner Adrift

Costa Cruises liner adrift after fire on board. Cruise liners now more dangerous than serving with UN troops stationed in Afghanistan.

written by Bureau, 27 February 2012
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Muslims Ignored

Michigan Muslims all but ignored by GOP candidates. "Waste of time with 'you know who' in the White House", says Romney supporter.

written by Bureau, 27 February 2012
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Putin Assassination Plot?

Russian media: Putin assassination plot foiled. Jury still out on why this story was released just before election time, when it happened a year ago.

written by Bureau, 27 February 2012
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GOP Jack-Rabbiting Starts

As gas prices rise, GOP candidates step up attacks...putting the pedal to the metal!

written by Bureau, 27 February 2012
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Iranian film wins Best Foreign language film at Oscars

This is absolutely nothing to do with the fact that we want their oil (and nuclear weapons) said an US government spokesman.

written by radiogagger, 27 February 2012
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We'll Have These Moments To Remember

Moments to remember from Oscar 2012? We'll have all four of them on The Spoof later today.

written by Bureau, 27 February 2012
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New WikiLeaks Revealed

WikiLeaks publishes security think tank emails. For example, "We're already out of beer in here" and "Farting contest at 6:00 PM this evening!"

written by Bureau, 27 February 2012
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Economists see more reasons for optimism this year!

Especially with lower gas prices, peace in the Middle East, cost of groceries and drugs dirt cheap.

written by Bureau, 27 February 2012
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Where's Obama?

Bill Clinton, Helmut Kohl, EU, US Navy SEALS among Nobel Peace Prize nominees.

written by Bureau, 27 February 2012
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sama bin Laden's Pakistan home reduced to rubble!

Be prepared to bid on a piece of history on eBay any day now.

written by Bureau, 27 February 2012
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Won't Allow Churches To Be Moved

Santorum says he doesn't believe in separation of church and state. "There's a church in every state now."

written by Bureau, 27 February 2012
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Obama: Not My Fault!

U.S. water bills to triple...$6.00 a gallon for gas...$1.00 for postage stamps on the way.

written by Bureau, 27 February 2012
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Let Them Grow Hemp!

Many southern states in the US want to be able to grow and sell hemp. "It would replace our number one business now, Meth Labs", says Tennessee police officer.

written by Bureau, 27 February 2012
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Drones Hit In Mid Air Near Military Base

"It's a miracle no one on the ground or in the drones were hurt", says General Gump.

written by Bureau, 27 February 2012
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Drones Across America

America is opening up its airspace to....DUCK!!...Drones!

written by Bureau, 27 February 2012
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Brain Dead?

China calls US critique on Syria 'super arrogant'. US calls China 'super-duper arrogant'. North Korea asks, "Then how does that leave us?"

written by Bureau, 27 February 2012
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Credit Card Debt Nears Toxic Levels.

Yet, majority of Americans still get new ones in the mail every day.

written by Bureau, 27 February 2012
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UN Sees Trouble Ahead In Iran

UN sees spike in Tehran's uranium production...stupidity.

written by Bureau, 27 February 2012
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IRAN: 'Ready to wipe Israel off map'

But it's so small they are having trouble spotting it.

written by Bureau, 27 February 2012
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Some WikiLeaks Being Questioned

Israel, Kurdish fighters destroyed Iran nuclear facility, email released by WikiLeaks claims. Also, trained dolphins sank thirty-three Iranian gun ships, Joan Rivers has never had a facelift.

written by Bureau, 27 February 2012
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UK Out Of Money?

George Osborne: UK has run out of money. But don't worry, so has everyone else.

written by Bureau, 27 February 2012
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Farrakan Warns Race Hate Puts Obama Life In Danger

Head of Mormon Church warns religious hate puts Romney life in danger. Jeremy Wright warns that "the chickens have come home to roost!"

written by Bureau, 27 February 2012
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Hacking Latest: 56 cases settled so fat by News International

829 potential victims of whom 231 are 'uncontactable.
Do you think they changed their mobile number for some reason?

written by radiogagger, 27 February 2012
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90 year old Mandela Discharged From Hospital

In related news, his discharge is on ebay.

written by radiogagger, 27 February 2012
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EPL: Norwich 1 Man United Veterans 2

Goals from 68 year old Giggs and 66 year old Scholes keep 99 year old Sir Alex Ferguson happy.

written by radiogagger, 27 February 2012
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Jackson doctor Conrad Murray refused early release

Celebrities with a 'tablet habit' breath a sigh of relief all over America.

written by radiogagger, 27 February 2012
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Oscars: Jennifer Lopez has wardrobe malfunction

I knew it was worth staying up to 4am (UK time)

written by radiogagger, 27 February 2012
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Oscars: 'The Dictator' Dumps Ashes on Seacrest

Have Simon Cowell and Ryan fallen out?

written by radiogagger, 27 February 2012
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Adam Sandler sets record with 11 Razzie nominations

And The Artist wins best film and three other Oscars.
Just putting that thought out there Mr Sandler.

written by radiogagger, 27 February 2012
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The Geeks

The Geeks have a word for it: TWIT

written by j.w., 27 February 2012
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New plea for George Osborne to cut fuel duty!

"Plea! To George Osborne? Ha!

written by Inchcock, 27 February 2012
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5m people are being overcharged for gas and electricity!

Some pay up to £330 a year more than their neighbours - despite using the same supplier and equal amounts of energy.

When informed George Osborne said: "Mmm, I believe so!"

written by Inchcock, 27 February 2012
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Petrol prices 22 per cent higher than in 2010

When reminded of this George Osborne replied:

"Yes!"

written by Inchcock, 27 February 2012
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Britain's battle plans in case of conflict with Iran!

The Army, Royal Navy and RAF will have roles if hostilities are triggered by president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's nuclear stand-off with the world.

"Along with the Sally Army, Boy Scouts, and the NHS"

written by Inchcock, 27 February 2012
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George Osborne: We have bounced back from recession!

Britain has escaped a return to recession and is bouncing back towards prosperity, key economic data will show this week.

"Tell that to the 3.4m unemployed mush!"

written by Inchcock, 27 February 2012
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Sainsbury's staff 'stole hundreds of pounds worth of Nectar card points'

Customers had hundreds of pounds of Nectar points stolen amid claims that staff secretly swapped their cards for blank ones at the till.

"But they don't use free unemployed staff like wot Tesco do"

written by Inchcock, 27 February 2012
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Program Cancelled

The Food Channel to cancel "Those Leftovers From College Dorm's Summer Break"

written by Bureau, 27 February 2012
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Cruise Cuisine

Cruise liners warn passengers to watch what they ate at stops they make on the islands. Sure enough one passenger said later that his box of candy stated: May contain nuts: Peanuts, cashews, monkeys.

written by Bureau, 27 February 2012
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Jimmy Carter Discusses Billy

In latest book, Jimmy Carter stated that he was always embarrassed at fancy restaurants when Billy would ask the passing violinist if he knew "Rocky Top".

written by Bureau, 27 February 2012
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Obama Plays Race Card

Obama Launches 'African Americans for Obama' Sunday. Can "Mormons For Mitt", Catholics for Santorum", "Freedom Fighters for Paul" be far behind?

written by Bureau, 27 February 2012
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