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Joey Barton reveals new England kit on Twitter picture

Well at least that's the closest he'll come to ever wearing it.

written by radiogagger, 22 February 2012
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8 month pregnant woman models naked except for hat

She took to the catwalk at the White Rabbit Studio in Shoreditch, east London.
You don't see that often in the various Shoreditch lap-dancing clubs.

written by radiogagger, 22 February 2012
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Less Tailgaitting!

New cow-manure-powered automobiles may revolutionize the way we drive, breathe!

written by Bureau, 22 February 2012
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Next iPad Could Have Something No Other Apple Gadget Has

A 25% pay increase for factory workers.

written by radiogagger, 22 February 2012
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Greek bailout to cost everyone in UK £500

(says Daily Express) By my reckoning we're all a due a free flight, 2 weeks hotel stay with breakfast, plus a bottle of ouzo in Zante. Just book quickly in case the country goes belly up...

written by radiogagger, 22 February 2012
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Frank Carson dies aged 85.

It's the way you tell 'em.
Frank Carson. News At Ten. Ireland.

RIP Frank.

written by radiogagger, 22 February 2012
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Barcelona 5 Valencia 1

Four goals for Lionel Messi.
Another normal day at the office for Leo.

written by radiogagger, 22 February 2012
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Mike Tyson getting his own tv show?

It'll probably be ear today, gone tomorrow.

written by radiogagger, 22 February 2012
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Obama Shifts Slightly

For Obama, soaring oil prices present a much greater threat than Romney or Santorum. Immediately orders piping from Canada, 1,000 fracking drillings, new wells in Alaska, Oklahoma, Gulf & Rose Garden.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2012
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Judge Embarrassed Over Lawsuits

Man sues uncle for posting embarrassing Facebook pictures. Uncle counters with suit over embarrassing lawsuit over Facebook pictures.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2012
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Adele

Memo to Proctor & Gamble...Adele...great name for a new toilet bowl cleanser!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 22 February 2012
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Brits

The Annual (S)Brits Awards, not so much a who's who of artistic merit more a...who???

written by Herrdoktorfox, 22 February 2012
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Ky. Health Law Pases

Kentucky legislature has made it illegal to feed opossums growth hormones.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2012
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Looks Like It's Official

West Bank Settlement housing gets initial approval, bombing!

written by Bureau, 22 February 2012
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African American Museum Groundbreaking

President Obama, Laura Bush break ground for African American museum. Laura Bush told reporters, "I'm glad to be here for this historic occasion. Anyone seen George?"

written by Bureau, 22 February 2012
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Yoko Remembers John

Yoko Ono told reporters that, should John Lennon lived, he would have been 72-years-old this year. "The same age as I was when we got married."

written by Bureau, 22 February 2012
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The Tobacco Empire Strikes Back

Research funded by tobacco companies has proved that no smoker living past one hundred years of age has ever complained of ill health due to smoking.

written by David Grant, 22 February 2012
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Marsquake, Volcano Eruption

Red Planet rumblings: New signs of a recent Marsquake. Flowing golden nougat seen through telescopes!

written by Bureau, 22 February 2012
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Waiter sacked by a Chinese restaurant for being white

They should have offered him a job 'whitewashing' up.

written by radiogagger, 22 February 2012
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Not Yet, Maybe Later

Selena Gomez still says that nude photos in Indian Magazine not her. "Look at her face! Doesn't anyone look at her face?"

written by Bureau, 22 February 2012
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Hotel tycoon is sued by his own father in £100million wrangle

You should have given him new towels, this would never have happened.

written by radiogagger, 22 February 2012
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Washington Whispers!

Rumors: Rush Limbaugh and Maureen Dowd may form a Turd Party by November Presidential election.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2012
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NRA: Raise Your Own Beef

Just Released Report: Contented cows leading nation's meat-eaters to dance through the daisies during national crisis.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2012
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BBC defends its Whitney Houston coverage.

'We got so emotional'

written by radiogagger, 22 February 2012
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German sex offenders will no longer become Eunuchs!

A European body is claiming that voluntary castration for sex-offenders in Germany is degrading for them and inhumane, maybe they should ask their victims if they prefer them to become Eunuchs or not?

written by Jaggedone, 22 February 2012
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Is Nothing Private Anymore

Amway, Zija salesmen now coming up beside you at bathroom urinals, complimenting your penis.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2012
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Megaload founder Kim Dotcom granted bail

The bail was put by his friend Jerry DotOrg

written by radiogagger, 22 February 2012
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Iran Remains Defiant

IAEA seventy-sixth nuclear mission to Iran ends in failure. "But some progress was make", states spokesman. "They did show us some beautiful hand-made rugs."

written by Bureau, 22 February 2012
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Hamas Irons out Dispute Over Palestinian Unity

"Now if we can only get the other 57 terrorist groups to go along...."

written by Bureau, 22 February 2012
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Stray Bull?

El Paso woman hit by stray bull from Mexico. I'm sorry, that should have been "Bullet"

written by Bureau, 22 February 2012
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Teacher Investigated 3 Times for Sexual Misconduct

Questioned by males on panel three times each in private sessions.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2012
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Covicted Murderer Dies

Convicted murderer dies while on hunger strike in California. Executioner throws temper tantrum.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2012
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Hillary Turns Green

Hillary Clinton shows up with green shirt for G20 'family photo' while everyone else wears white. "This is what happens when I get mad! Just ask Bill!"

written by Bureau, 22 February 2012
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Dow Hits 13,000

Dow Hits 13,000, first time since May 2008...probably for the last time also.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2012
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Losing Weight Hard

Losing weight is twice as hard as you may think, say experts. Plus the ass is the last think that shrinks. So, prepare early for 'the freak' stage!

written by Bureau, 22 February 2012
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Expecting More Bailouts?

Europe completes second bailout for the Greeks. Will take two-month recess and begin tackling third.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2012
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Baptists Make Slight Change

Southern Baptists vote to keep name but add alternative. From now on they will be "The Alternative Southern Baptists".

written by Bureau, 22 February 2012
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Madoff Claims Dismissed

UniCredit wins dismissal of Madoff claims. "How can you believe anything that man says", rules judge.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2012
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Tit For Tat

Mother pushing stroller in Texas hit with bullet from Mexico. In retaliation, Sarah Palin fires one toward Russia from her home in Alaska.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2012
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Judge: Fracking Whackafracks!

New York judge upholds fracking ban in towns. Several townspeople ask judge to leave off the fracking swearing in court.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2012
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Bank Overdraft Fees Criticized

U.S. consumer agency to examine bank overdraft fees. "$100 for being 50 cents overdrawn is a bit too much", says Willard Brach.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2012
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Not All Terrorists

Monitoring of Muslim students sparks outrage. "We're not ALL terrorists!", says spokesman. "For instance, there's my sister's brother-in-law."

written by Bureau, 22 February 2012
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Mayor Loses It!

Wisconsin mayor in drinking scandal loses recall. Friends and family say he will be really upset once he sobers up!

written by Bureau, 22 February 2012
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Maryland Gay: Marriage OK

Maryland Senate committee approves Gay Marriage B...also gay marriage Jill.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2012
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Pink Diamond Is Said to Be Worth £7 Million

A rare pink Diamond mined in Australia is estimated to be worth £7 million. The singer Sir Elton John has expressed an interest when it comes on the market later in the year.

written by IN SEINE, 22 February 2012
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Adele flips fingers at Brit Awards

Anything M.I.A. can do...

written by radiogagger, 22 February 2012
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Cigarette Caused Prison Fire in Honduras.

Cigarettes in prison?
What would health & Safety say about that???

written by radiogagger, 22 February 2012
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Simon Cowell asks Alesha Dixon 'Who are you exactly?'

Looks like dementia is starting early for simple Simon. Or maybe his belt was too tight.

written by radiogagger, 22 February 2012
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Brit Awards latest: Adele 2 Ed Sheeran 2

Replay next Tuesday. Adele sent off early for hand gesture.

written by radiogagger, 22 February 2012
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Nottingham's Robin Hood Marathon cancelled

The Robin Hood Marathon will not go ahead this year because the route is no longer "safe and viable", according to the organisers.

"Blow it, I'd just oiled me zimmer-frame as well!"

written by Inchcock, 22 February 2012
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Serena Williams and Gisela Dulko play tennis on water

Well they probably won't have to worry about rain at Wimbledon this year, what with the hosepipe ban..

written by radiogagger, 22 February 2012
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Kielty confirms Cat Deeley relationship

'She's purr-fect'

written by radiogagger, 22 February 2012
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Robert Mugabe: I have beaten Jesus

That was one hell of a card game *

* or maybe was it one heaven of a card game?

written by radiogagger, 22 February 2012
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Companies 'should run John Lewis style schools'

Never, repeat NEVER knowingly undertaught.

written by radiogagger, 22 February 2012
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Britain's army of MOD civil servants share £40m in bonuses!

Britain's army of Ministry of Defence civil servants share £40million in bonuses!

"Why are we allowing this?"

written by Inchcock, 22 February 2012
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Manchester City offer £58m for Cesc Fabregas!

Man City will offer a ­staggering ­£58million for the Arsenal star.

"That reminds me, I must get some athlete's foot cream from the Pound Shop!"

written by Inchcock, 22 February 2012
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Pensioners to lose bus-passes, TV licences. and Winter fuel payments!

Social Market Foundation: OAP's should lose their free bus travel, winter fuel payments and free TV licences.

"You B-----DS!"

written by Inchcock, 22 February 2012
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Trapped driver lives on snow for two months in -30º temps

Incredible ice man Peter Skyllberg lost three stones after living on nothing but snow since being trapped in drifts on a lonely forest road in the week before ­Christmas.

Daily Express

"Amazing!"

written by Inchcock, 22 February 2012
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Wright Ready To Attack?

President Obama contemplating turning preacher Jeremiah Wright on Santorum and Romney after their religious statements of late.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2012
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Judge May Be Lenient

Florida man arrested last month for taking up-skirt shots of women in Wal-Mart, hospitalized as he still can't keep anything on his stomach.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2012
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Paul Slams Rick

New Ron Paul Ad Slams Santorum As 'Flake'. "That's my best endorsement yet", says Santorum.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2012
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WHite House Wary

White House wary of affirmative action case. Keep poking it with a stick and running away.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2012
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Anti-Obama Protestant Colleges Upset

Protestant colleges threaten to end coverage in response to Obama's contraceptive mandate. "We have a contraceptive idea for the President", says one student who refused to give his name.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2012
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US Apologizes

US Military apologizes to Afghanistan for burning Quran, blowing country back to stone age.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2012
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