There were 1,193 spoof news snippets published in February 2012. A selection of the best rated snippets is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get all the news snippets from a day in this month.

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Star Jones Knows Her Pastries

Star Jones who has really started to pack on the pounds stated that she will be the hostess of A&E's America's Biggest Damn Cupcakes.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 04 February 2012
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Who Really Cares About Donald "The Hairdo From Hell" Trump

Donald Trump endorsing Mitt Romney makes about as much sense as someone inviting Hitler to a Bar Mitzvah.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 04 February 2012
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The Celebrities Were All Kind Of On The Shy Side

A FOX Network spokesperson revealed that plans for their new show Celebrity Cellulite have been scrapped since the producers could not get even one celebrity who was willing to appear on the show.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 04 February 2012
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Paula Abdul May Be Making Yet Another Comeback

Paula Abdul, who was recently fired by Simon Cowell from X-Factor, has been asked to interview for the host's job on the new Bravo reality singing show titled, 1,2,3, Sing Your Vocal Chords Off!

written by Abel Rodriguez, 04 February 2012
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You Cannot Say That Certain "T" Word In Iowa

The governor of Iowa has just banned the use of the word "Twitter." He is reported to have stated that the word just has that curse word sound about it.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 02 February 2012
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Shakira - The Woman With The 124-MPH Hips

Police in Beverly Hills are investigating claims that after a woman took away her 9-year-old son's Shakira poster he became so upset that he threw three goldfish and four guppies at her.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 01 February 2012
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The Illegal Aliens Just Keep On Going North

Many illegal aliens from Mexico, El Salvador, and Guatemala are having a hard time finding jobs in America so they are sneaking into Canada and working in the igloo construction business.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 02 February 2012
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Vanna White Reveals A Secret

Vanna White of The Wheel of Fortune has just announced that she has suddenly developed a phobia about letters and that she may have to end up having to quit her job as a letter turner.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 01 February 2012
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Ron Paul Comments About Mickey and Donald

Congressman Ron Paul says he wants everyone to know that the rumors that he will be running campaign ads on The Disney Channel are totally false.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 02 February 2012
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Entry-Level NASA Employee Leaks: Space is Made Up

Lower-level Nasa employee has written an anonymous letter to TheSpoof indicating that while all this time we believed in space, it does not actually exist.

written by Caleb Betton, 21 February 2012
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It's All About Pudding

The U.S. Library of Congress acting in the interest of better nutritional habits has decided to replace the old cliché, "The proof is in the pudding" with "The proof is in the diet pudding."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 01 February 2012
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All Cats Look A Like

Rick Santorum has accused Ron Paul of importing a cat from Siam. Paul shook his head and replied, "Ricky boy, get with the program, it's a Siamese Cat for goodness sakes."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 01 February 2012
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Paula Abdul Heard Simon Cowell But She Just Wasn't Listening

Simon Cowell stated that when he fired X-Factor judge Paula Abdul she kinda looked at him like he was talking Greek. "The Sultan of Sarcasm" finally called up Gary Busey and he had him tell her.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 02 February 2012
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Adele says she thinks Karl Lagerfeld's designs are lovely

But she thinks he's a little too fatuous.

written by Roy Turse, 08 February 2012
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The Pancakes Will Still Taste The Same

IHOP, the International House of Pancakes, in an effort to prevent a lawsuit, is dropping the name International and replacing it with the more politically correct National.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 01 February 2012
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So Governor Jan Brewer Wanted To Play Hardball Huh?

Arizona Governor Jan Brewer says that just because she had a little run in with President Obama that she now has to provide the government with a birth certificate and three credit cards.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 01 February 2012
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Web links in Breaking News items may not be such a great idea

Click here to find out why

written by Roy Turse, 13 February 2012
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BBC Breakfast apology after US guest swears.

'Hello to all you f****rs out there. Errr, i mean truckers'

written by radiogagger, 02 February 2012
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For all writers of Valentines Day spoof stories

I know you can't fit a lot of words into the spoof headlines, but I'm not sure that abbreviating Valentines Day to V.D. is working.

written by Roy Turse, 14 February 2012
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TV-reared children are unable to read Charles Dickens, says author.

'Charles who? is he on twitter then?'

written by radiogagger, 06 February 2012
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Fabio Capello: Still Cannot Grasp English Language

When Fabio Capello said that he was resigning this morning, he thought that he was re-signing a new contract for three years as England manager. WOOPS!

written by IN SEINE, 08 February 2012
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UK signs French nuclear concord

"We had no idea they were building one," says David Cameron, "but we were happy to autograph it just the same."

written by Roy Turse, 17 February 2012
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Titanic Violin Appears on EBay

VIOLIN FOR SALE: circa 1912, slightly damp - reputedly from RMS Titanic.

written by IN SEINE, 02 February 2012
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Man Almost Killed Then Saved By Spoof Snippet

Jack Geoff, a KY. man read a funny snippet on spoof and choked on a hotdog. Because of his quick thinking he read another snippet and laughed up the hotdog and then took a deep breath, avoiding death.

written by Jack Goff, 05 February 2012
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Alan Curbishley was excited today when linked with the vacant Wolves job.

"Curbs - Your Enthusiasm!"

written by radiogagger, 15 February 2012
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Second Twitter Poster to Face Joke Trial

When an unnamed Post Office worker tried to drum up business for his employers by mentioning "GO POSTAL" in a message, they took it to be a menacing tweet

written by IN SEINE, 08 February 2012
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Man Starves To Death On McDonald's Diet

Michael Moore, film producer died while creating a film about the new McDonald's diet. He claimed to be able to eat as much as he liked and still lose weight. Autopsy reveals he had a giant tapeworm.

written by Jack Goff, 05 February 2012
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Alan Hansen takes Match of the Day pay cut

The money will be used to pay for a translator instead.

written by radiogagger, 02 February 2012
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UK unemployment rate at 16-year high

in remarkably similar news, the UK employment rate is at a 16 year low.

written by radiogagger, 16 February 2012
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Actress Chloe Sevigny slams Manchester

"I'm not Mad for it"

written by radiogagger, 16 February 2012
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Patrice Evra rested for Man United Europa lge tie v Ajax

Well he did celebrate rather a lot on saturday v Liverpool...

written by radiogagger, 16 February 2012
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David Blunkett renews contract as News International adviser

The blind leading the selectively blind???

written by radiogagger, 01 February 2012
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Green Cars And Dumb People

Betty, an Alabama woman is suing General Motors. She accuses them of making her feel stupid because of the way the Chevy Volt hides the gas cap each time she stops at the gas station.

written by Jack Goff, 05 February 2012
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People Cheer Obama For Saying The Truth

Hacker group Anonymous hacked into the Whitehouse teleprompter program and replaced all the lies with the truth. Witnesses said Mrs. Obama stated, "For the First Time in My Life, I'm Proud of My Man"

written by Jack Goff, 05 February 2012
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Manchester record book merger

In an effort to beat the world record for most points in a season, Manchester City and Manchester United are merging their clubs into one single team. They currently lead the Premiership by 65 points.

written by Garry Lee, 20 February 2012
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Superbowl XLVI reminds folks that no one can read Roman numerals any more

In a country where XL can only be found on the tag of someone's shirt, another Superbowl came and went with fans everywhere wondering what the hell all those letters after "Superbowl" meant.

written by Lyndon, 06 February 2012
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'6 inches of snow this weekend' **


oooh matron!

** Daily Express headline... Saturday 4th feb 2012

written by radiogagger, 04 February 2012
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Leveson inquiry to be made into a panel show

Ian Hislop to captain one team with Anne Diamond guest.
Kelvin McKenzie to captain second team with Greg Dyke guest.
Piers Morgan chairman by satellite link up, surrounded by bottles of water.

written by radiogagger, 01 February 2012
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Elves Make Best Toast, Claims Rabbi

Dorking inventor Gideon Bable, famous for inventing the air-conditioned waistcoat, is currently working on a TV for budgerigars, an electronic paperweight and a virtual hangover cure.

written by Erskin Quint, 19 February 2012
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This sunday - Super Bowl XLVI

aka alphabet soup.

written by radiogagger, 04 February 2012
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Man handcuffed to goalposts in Premier League match

Be warned John Terry and Harry Redknapp...

written by radiogagger, 04 February 2012
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Indian Doesn't Want British Aid - Describes It As Peanuts

Describing it as peanuts, the Indian government have said that they no longer need the financial aid given by Britain. Can we have our peanuts back - 290 million of them?

written by IN SEINE, 04 February 2012
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SHOCK: Jeremy Clarkson & Richard Hammond Thrown out of Top Gear

Complaints about bad language used in Sunday's episode of Top Gear have resulted in the sacking of Clarkson and Hammond. From now on, the show will be presented by the Stig and James May who is too posh!

written by IN SEINE, 15 February 2012
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Arsenal 7 Blackburn 1

By way of punishment, Blackburns owners have cancelled the tradional KFC bucket for the bus-trip home.

written by radiogagger, 05 February 2012
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Police To Start Using A New Less Than Less Lethal Weapon

Due to accusations of police brutality cops are now equipped with turkey feathers. Tests have shown that criminals if tickled submit to officers because they can't breath through their laughter.

written by Jack Goff, 06 February 2012
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Rev Ian Paisley in hospital after 'heart attack'

He has a heart?

written by radiogagger, 06 February 2012
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The Invisible Man Sues Superman

The Invisible Man is suing Superman after he allegedly burned his clothes of with his laser eyes. The Invisible Man claims to suffer from emotional trauma after being left in public completely naked.

written by Jack Goff, 07 February 2012
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David Cameron tells Scots 'We are better together'

I reckon he's a secret Irn bru drinker.

written by radiogagger, 16 February 2012
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Afghan president Karzai: Talks With Taliban Have Begun

'So hows the weather over there?'

written by radiogagger, 16 February 2012
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Fearne Cotton & Greg James lined up as replacement for Chirs Moyles on Radio 1.

Well, its a big seat to fill.

written by radiogagger, 08 February 2012
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Boat Race to Become Boat Races in 2015

This is because of WOMEN sticking there oar in and will, let's face it, present a very big problem for Cockney rhyming slang.

written by IN SEINE, 08 February 2012
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Channel 4's Time Team to Be Renamed

Following a reshuffle of presenters, Channel 4's archaeology program, Time Team, is to be renamed "The End of Time Team

written by IN SEINE, 09 February 2012
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FA defends changing England kit after just EIGHT games

"It was getting a bit smelly"

written by radiogagger, 16 February 2012
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Met Office issues severe weather alert

Watch out, there is lots of weather coming to a town near you.

written by radiogagger, 02 February 2012
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Independent Scotland to stick with sterling

They're gonna rename it the 'pooond'

written by radiogagger, 02 February 2012
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Audience figures: Radio 4's Today closes in on Radio 1's Chris Moyles

It's the brains verses the boring.

written by radiogagger, 02 February 2012
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Twitter 'more addictive than cigarettes'

i'm on 140 a day.

written by radiogagger, 02 February 2012
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National Tanning Salon Chain - Going Green

Sun Tan City, a tanning salon chain has installed solar voltaic panels on the roofs of all their salons. A spokesman says, "Now we are truly harnessing the power of the sun in our tanning machines."

written by Jack Goff, 07 February 2012
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Political Experiment - Unexpected Results

An Indiana couple, 1 republican and 1 democrate, give birth to a libertarian. Many Constitutionalists like Ron Paul think this might be the key for getting this country back on track.

written by Jack Goff, 05 February 2012
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Mentos And Diet Coke - Lockheed Martin Colaboration

F-22s are now going green. They will no longer contribute to climate change because their engines are being replaced with large Coke bottles. To throttle up the pilot releases mentos into the bottle.

written by Jack Goff, 06 February 2012
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Man on the Clapham Omnibus gets own reality tv show

Already sounds more interesting than 'The Only Way Is Essex'

written by radiogagger, 01 February 2012
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Leveson inquiry to be made into a film.

Hugh Grant to play himself.
Jude Law turns down part of Piers Morgan.
#womanontheleft to be played by Clare Grogan.

written by radiogagger, 01 February 2012
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Leveson inquiry to be made into a sitcom

Steve Coogan to play himself.
Director of the BBC to be played by David Schneider.

written by radiogagger, 01 February 2012
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BBC sport website 'gets a makeover'

Red background to yellow. Is they how they spend our licence fee? Who redesigned it? Gok Wan????

written by radiogagger, 01 February 2012
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Four admit campaign to bomb London and Boris Johnson.

Thousands of Londoners admit wish to throw Boris Johnson in the Thames...

written by radiogagger, 01 February 2012
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Everybody at RBS to lose knighthoods.

The tea lady is going ot be gutted.

written by radiogagger, 01 February 2012
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'Move here' Boris tells Paris banks

"We've even got a few used knighthoods going spare if ya want em"

written by radiogagger, 01 February 2012
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Sun on Sunday to launch 'very soon'

You know, probably on a sunday.

written by radiogagger, 17 February 2012
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Rangers chairman explains 'unaccounted money'

"We bought Carlos Tevez for £24 million but he never turned up!"

written by radiogagger, 17 February 2012
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Murdoch says arrested Sun journalists can return to work

As long as they don't sell their story to the Sunday Mirror.

written by radiogagger, 17 February 2012
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Twitter rumours of Kim Jong Un death denied by North Korea

I mean if you say Kim Jong Un quickly, it doesn't even sound like Whit Knee Houston.

written by radiogagger, 15 February 2012
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Iranian film wins Best Foreign language film at Oscars

This is absolutely nothing to do with the fact that we want their oil (and nuclear weapons) said an US government spokesman.

written by radiogagger, 27 February 2012
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Inchcock Discovers World's Strongest Virus

Spoof writer, Inchcock reported earlier today that a virus capable of carrying a mosquito has been discovered although he makes no mention of how it carries the mosquito.

written by IN SEINE, 13 February 2012
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Large Ape Spotted Flying over Power Station

A large ape was seen flying over the cooling towers of a Manchester power station. The monkey, thought have escaped from Chester zoo, turned out to be a hot air baboon!

written by IN SEINE, 13 February 2012
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£45m EuroMillions winners buy £40 tent

And that was just from the interest.

written by radiogagger, 14 February 2012
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WANTED ADS: A Fisherman's Wife

Wife wanted, must be able to dig, clean, cook worms and clean fish. Must have own boat with motor. Please send photograph of Boat & Motor.

written by IN SEINE, 19 February 2012
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Cher Lloyd: I was driven to hell and back

She only popped out to buy a pint of milk.

written by radiogagger, 04 February 2012
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Lottery winners defend benefit claims

"£10.5 million don't get you far these days"

written by radiogagger, 04 February 2012
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Susan Boyle to sing for the Queen

On condition she don't bring her fella, Piers Morgan with.

written by radiogagger, 04 February 2012
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West Ham 2 Millwall 1

Ans that was just the arrests!

written by radiogagger, 04 February 2012
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Radio 1 announce Hackney Big Weekend Line Up

When I saw Hackney trending on twitter I thought the riots had started again...

written by radiogagger, 04 February 2012
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Indian to Open Call Centres in UK

India's finance minister, Pranab Mukerjee has predicted that many of the wealthy Indian companies will soon be opening call centres in the UK - see how we like it?

written by IN SEINE, 04 February 2012
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Police reopen case of Tim Westood shooting.

Police today revealed they are looking into the 1999 drive by shooting of Radio 1 DJ Tim Westwood. They said they are investigating if it was an Essential Selection or a Top 40 hit.

written by radiogagger, 15 February 2012
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God Calls It a Day!

After creating a period of 24 hours which would repeat itself until the end of time, God decided to call it a day.

written by IN SEINE, 05 February 2012
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Stuart Pearce names Scott Parker as England captain

"It's because we have the same initials. And that's the full SP guv" said Pearce.

written by radiogagger, 29 February 2012
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AC MIlan 4 Arsenal 0 (Champions League)

Tottenham manager Harry Redknapp has said this is a cracking result as he is a big fan of Milan.

written by radiogagger, 15 February 2012
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Supreme Court joins Twitter

No news yet on the Diana Ross court

written by radiogagger, 06 February 2012
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To matter or anti-matter that is the question?

Shakespeare should have rephrased his famous line and it should have read, "to matter or anti-matter that is the question?" It would have saved millions of US tax payers money!

written by Jaggedone, 29 February 2012
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Nascar: DRIVE4COPD 300 - Race Cars To Be Replaced By Turtles

The 120 lap 300 mile race at Daytona is to be held 2/25/2012. Race completion and winner suspected to be announced sometime in 2014. Kyle Busch protested by crying and holding his breath.

written by Jack Goff, 06 February 2012
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Denise Welch announces split from husband

"Form an orderly queue lads - i'll get to ya as soon as I can"

written by radiogagger, 06 February 2012
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Rihanna invites Chris Brown to birthday party...

Three years after he was arrested for domestic violence against her.
If Lady Gaga was 'Born This Way' maybe Riri was just 'Born This Stupid'??

written by radiogagger, 16 February 2012
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British man gives birth

That must have been painful.

written by radiogagger, 16 February 2012
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Bill Clinton for World Bank president?

No news yet on the interns...

written by radiogagger, 16 February 2012
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'Deport Abu Qatada before Olympics'

What event is he in?

written by radiogagger, 08 February 2012
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Charles Dickens's 200th birthday

Google, Prince Charles, the archbishop of Canterbury and a host of writers and artists join bicentenary events.

My invitation must have got lost in the post.

written by radiogagger, 08 February 2012
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The Show Ain't over 'Til the Fat Man Sings!

Former deputy prime minister, John Prescott, has burst into song with "I'm gonna sit right down and write myself a letter." To celebrate the success of reaching 100,000 anti-NHS bill petitions.

written by IN SEINE, 16 February 2012
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Wayne Rooney buys a horse

Well at least this time he's out in the open about it!

written by radiogagger, 16 February 2012
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Short Cut becomes so popular its no longer the short cut

Busier than the normal route.

written by radiogagger, 16 February 2012
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Alex Deakin, BBC Weather Forecaster Uses C Word

Weatherman Alex Deakin was left red-faced today after using the most unacceptable C word in the English dictionary. Inseine News is reliably informed that the word he used was "CLOUDY".

written by IN SEINE, 21 February 2012
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Dolly Parton to make millions from Whitney Houston effect *

"Whitney I Will Always Love You".

* And she means it! Dolly Parton wrote the song and Whitney recorded it.

written by radiogagger, 16 February 2012
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