Spoof news snippets from Sunday 9 December 2012
Pope to hold Mass on top of the flat topped mount Pic de Bugarach, France on 21st December
"Better safe than sorry," His Holiness tells us
Best X Factor result so far
It's finally fucking finished
Whitney Houston died hours after being asked to judge X Factor
Cheryl Cole: "Personally I think she made the right decision."
Woman thrown off X-Factor for being mentally unstable
Akin to throwing a contestant off University Challenge for being a virgin
X Factor Final disaster
Microphones found to be working
Egg and Chicken ordered through Royal Mail
We'll never know
'50 Shades of Grey' now available in Braille
Free lessons for blind women on how to read with only their left hand
RIP Patrick Moore
Always an eye on the stars, and one on the camera
Google 'Who avoids tax?'
No comment needed ask City morons instead!
Batteries needed for vibrators!
After 30 years of marriage a couple attempting to have a steamy sex session decided to use a vibrator unfortunately the thing didn't have batteries and left her cold insted of hot and spicy!