Spoof news snippets from Friday 28 December 2012
Easy with the KY signore!!
Sex addict and former Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi has been ordered to pay his ex-wife £82,000 per day! Strewth, for that kind of wonga he can take me up the canal as much as he likes!!
UK Economy: A number of reports are warning of a tough 2013 in the jobs market, with predictions that those working will suffer a hard year of slog, pretty much like 2008/9/10/11 and 12 then, eh Dave!
Howsabout a kissy then!
Jimmy Saviles 'love' for Margaret Thatcher...proving unequivacolly that he was not only a pervert but a bloody sadist possibly suffering from poor sight and lack of smell!
Part-time Prime Minister and 'gofer' Nick Clegg + Labour idiot in waiting, Little Ed Miliband look ahead to 2013 and beyond. Nick wants a job at Poundland and Ed is keen on either KFC or the 99p shop!
Piers Morgan's 'New American Constitution' goes on sale at all good book shops across America from next week. His 'New Improved Holy Bible' is expected to be on the shelves in time for Easter 2013.
Santa is arrested
"I'm Father Christmas, not bloody Osama Bin Laden!" cried Santa Claus as he was hauled away by seven powerfully built police men, charged with loitering in a Piccadilly lane way. Is Santa a pederast?
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