Spoof news snippets from Thursday 27 December 2012
Going to the surrealism market
After popping to the farmers' market, where the stall holders were all farmers and then the fish market to discover the stall holders were all fish, I decided not to go to the flea market.
Jimmy Savile qizzed by police over Yorkshire Ripper murders
Its a gripping twist to the story, of that there is no doubt.
Beiber in new relationship
After splitting from his long term girlfriend Selena Gomez pop sensation was spotted out with New York Jets flop Tim Tebow.
Henning Berg sacked by Blackburn
The spiraling out of control club are set to appoint two locals to take over at Ewood Park. Sooty and Sweep.
Good News! George Bush Is In Intensive Care
Bad News: It's the father, not the son.