Spoof news snippets from Saturday 22 December 2012
Christmas Message from the World Wide Web
Wet Windy Weather
Cameron in Afghanistan at Christmas
He must have picked up a late deal at Thomson lucky sod!
Keep smiling Ed!
Labour accused of £11bn Black hole, or was it just Ed Milliband mooning?
"Piss off sport, I saw it first!"
Shoppers queue for start of Christmas rush........to the 99p shop!
"I've never seen a better spread!"
A Middleton Christmas for Kate and William...no doubt Wills will be attempting to stuff the bird on the kitchen table while kate pulls his cracker until it goes bang!
You gotta laugh cobber!
Royal prank call: Crown Prosecution Service to consider charges....can you seriously see charges being levelled at Phil the Greek, no nor me...would the next scapegoat please step forward please!
The Morning After The Mayan Prophecy
Apparently, the Jell-O chocolate pudding placated the gods of the Mayan prophecy.
It's The Thought That Counts!
The Prime Minister's 'anything for me' to his postman this morning has at last brought a 'yes' reply. He said later, 'It's only a small one but at least it's a Christmas card.'
President Obama Announces Guns Reform
"It was simple", said he. "The guns stay... but we have outlawed ammunition. That way they get to play Rambo without killing anybody."
Argentina Furious As Disputed Antarctic Territory Renamed 'Queen Elizabeth Land'
'We have every right to rename that area,' said UK Foreign Secretary, William Hague, 'in the same way that we have renamed the Upyoursargentina Islands, previously known as the Falklands.'
Heskey is the new Barca coach
Football legend,Emile Heskey has just been appointed as the new barcelona coach.Following the sad news of barca coach Tito Vilanova cancer relapse,the owners quickly brought heskey to save the club.