Spoof news snippets from Thursday 20 December 2012
NRA To America: We Are Sane, Reasonable People
But if you try to take our guns we'll kill every last one of you.
"Here's looking at yer kid!"
Queen's Christmas message will be in 3-D, thank god the old girl is not a nudist, that would have put me right off me Christmas Pudding!
Plebiscite on Plebs
The Government is organising a Plebiscite on whether Adrian Mitchell called the Police Plebs.
Rowan Williams Speaks About The Eternal Mystery Of The Christmas Story
'It is something that believers accept on faith,' said the Archbishop. 'It will, of course, remain an eternal mystery as to what Andrew Mitchell really said to police at the gates of Downing Street.'
Clinton on Clinton
Sources close to Bill Clinton say that he is very nervous about the old ball-and-chain quitting her job and being around the house more often.
He may even put in for a new post in poor old Thailand.