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The French Connection:3

Famous but ageing French actor, Gerard Depardieu detained after schooter crash, it could have been much worse, he could have totalled his zimmer frame!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 02 December 2012
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"I'll be back!"

Tory MP and ex-'Celebrity' Nadine Dorries has told SKY News that the Tories will welcome her back, but only if she contiues to wear the shorts and tight T-Shirt!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 02 December 2012
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A Taxing Time Ahead?

George 'Abacus' Osborne to take on tax avoiders....strewth, he won't make any friends within the Conservative Party doing that!!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 02 December 2012
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Korean Canine Society festive announcement

"A dog is not just for Christmas. It should do for Boxing Day as well."

written by ExiledRoyal, 02 December 2012
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Train Sets sold out for Christmas

Replacement Bus Service toys still available

written by ExiledRoyal, 02 December 2012
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Wife sells kidney to afford Christmas

Husband relieved as he thought he would have to cancel Sky Sports

written by ExiledRoyal, 02 December 2012
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Amphetamine Addicts

One more sleep till Christmas

written by ExiledRoyal, 02 December 2012
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Dancer jailed for sex with girls

Santa claims Prancer and Vixen put him up to it

written by ExiledRoyal, 02 December 2012
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Gangs are now using dogs instead of knives

Gang member admits it leads to very hairy toast

written by ExiledRoyal, 02 December 2012
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A dog is for life, not just for Christmas

Experts say it depends whether you remember to put air holes in the box when you wrap it

written by ExiledRoyal, 02 December 2012
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Man eats mattress, duvet and pillow

Wakes up in the morning to find he's shit the bed

written by ExiledRoyal, 02 December 2012
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Royal Mail say "Christmas deliveries may be delayed"

...while they re-wrap the parcels they haven't nicked

written by ExiledRoyal, 02 December 2012
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Number of alcoholics needed to change a lightbulb

One... Okay, just one more... Maybe a third to be social...May as well make it a few more now I've missed the last bus...

written by ExiledRoyal, 02 December 2012
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Glaswegian Advent Calendars go on sale

Behind every door, a Paracetamol

written by ExiledRoyal, 02 December 2012
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Santa nicked for terrorism

Santa Claus, St Nick to his mates, has been arrested by Swedish authorities for loitering near a crowded nightclub. Police believed he was about to make a "terrorist" like attack on the packed venue.

written by whatinthe world, 02 December 2012
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