Spoof news snippets from Saturday 15 December 2012
Cannibalism on the rise in homeless people
It has been discovered that homeless people are eating each other to stay alive. Apparently, they've been eating the drug addicts first. "What can I say," said one. "I like junkie food."
McKinnon 'health grounds' revealed to be 'hacking cough'
Shops Relying On Aftermath Of Mayan Apocalypse
'Consumer spending is down as we approach Christmas,' confirmed a Retail Association spokesman. 'However, we expect an upturn on the 22nd from panic Christmas buying by ex-Mayan apocalypse believers.'