Spoof news snippets from Thursday 13 December 2012
Italian soccer fan contemplates suicide!
A sad, lonely Udinese fan who stood alone in Genoa was contemplating suicide so he gave the local Samaritans a buzz and they saved his life! They told him his crap club was not worth dying for!
That Strange Smell
A study has found that customers spend 20% more time in shops that smell of oranges but 80% less time in ones that smell of shit.