Spoof news snippets from Saturday 1 December 2012
Lady Gaga shaves head
Lady Gaga has appeared totally nude on TV in Australia not only sans clothes but completely without hair from tip to toe. The singer said that she will not dress of cut her hair for five years.
Man trying to turn supermassive black hole discovery into Yo Mama joke
FARMVILLE, VA--Despite an hour-and-a-half of research, Pat Stion is uncertain if scientific terms can accurately convey how gaping Jacob Gulanski's mother's vagina is.
Wenger and Benítez swap jobs.
After Chelsea lost to West ham and Arsenal lost to Swansea the two teams decided to swap managers. Rafael Benítez will take charge at Arsenal and Arsene Wenger will take over at Chelsea from Monday.
Gary Glitter to release Christmas Single
Disgraced seventies pop star Gary Glitter will release a Christmas single. He will release a cover of a song from the musical 'Gigi' 'Thank Heaven for Little Girls."
Atherton to follow in Flintoff's footsteps.
Former England cricket captain Michael Atherton is to follow in the footsteps of Andrew Flintoff and switch sports. Atherton will take part in a ChessBox match in Amsterdam next moth.
Lord McAlpine changes Christmas costume
Lord McAlpine had been due to attend the Tory Xmas do dressed as Krampus. The German apposite of Santa who abducts children and beats them with sticks. He has swapped this for a Gary Glitter costume.