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Nick Clegg runs the country

It was revealed today that Nick Clegg has been running the country for the last 10 days as David Cameron has been freeloading it at the Olympics with Boris Johnson, Rupert Murdoch and Jeremy Hunt...

written by radiogagger, 08 August 2012
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Tiddlywinks, snakes & Ladders, Ludo & Scrabble to become Olympic sports!

In 2016 several board games will be accepted as Olympic sports because their reps feel that if BMX racing is an Olympic sport then tiddlywinks, scrabble, etc, should also be given olympic status!

written by Jaggedone, 08 August 2012
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Drought means massive UK Food Price Rises!

In addition, British crops have been hit by disease brought on by the highest rainfall in the UK since records began!

The £5 loaf is in the offering!

"Bloody Hell!"

written by Inchcock, 08 August 2012
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NHS use of private ambulances puts lives at risk!

On one occasion recently a hit-and-run victim suffered head trauma but was allowed to walk away without a neck brace or ­anything!

"Scary!"

written by Inchcock, 08 August 2012
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Britain paid a record £19.2Billion to the EU last year!

£53million every day.
Official stats reveal our payments to Brussels rose by around £1.7billion in the last two years.

"What is Cameron getting out of it, that's what I want to know!"

written by Inchcock, 08 August 2012
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Home Office is spending £3,300 a DAY on hotels for staff!

Government figures reveal the Home Office has spent around £600,000 on hotels in just 6 months. The cost is shocking when the Coalition was cutting 18,000 police officers.

"Nepotistic Gits!"

written by Inchcock, 08 August 2012
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David Cameron vows to push on with boundary changes

Cameron said: "Look, the House of Commons ought to be smaller, less expensive and we ought to have seats which are exactly the same size"

"Nepotist Cameron at his lying best!"

written by Inchcock, 08 August 2012
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Lowest number of Police sine 2003

Drop in cops with numbers down by 10,000 since election!

"May I pass on the thanks of many victims of crime to Mr Cameron!"

written by Inchcock, 08 August 2012
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The Fugitives

It is reported that a number of Cameroon athletes have 'gone missing' from the Olympic 2012 village....sounds like they've done a runner to me!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 08 August 2012
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We Have an Ape For that!

American Zoos consider raising revenues by renting out animals during periods of low attendance.

written by Adam Click, 08 August 2012
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Elton John calls Madonna a 'fairground stripper'

Surely if she was a fairground stripper, she wear more denim?

written by radiogagger, 08 August 2012
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Jodie Marsh Hits Back At Kirk Norcross For Branding Her A 'Fame Obsessed Liar'

If anyone knows who Kirk Norcross is (or in fact can remember who Jodie Marsh is), answers on a postage stamp please.

written by radiogagger, 08 August 2012
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Chris Hoy wins sixth career Olympic Gold Medal.

Six bomb six bomb your a six bomb. Ahoy Ahoy Sir Chris!

written by radiogagger, 08 August 2012
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Amazon says Kindle ebook sales have overtaken print

For every 100 hardback and paperback books it sells on its UK site, 114 ebooks are downloaded.
And of every 114 downloaded - 99 of them are '50 Shades of Grey'

written by radiogagger, 08 August 2012
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Usain Bolt's gold medal 100m run attracts 20m UK TV viewers

I'm just glad it wasn't on ITV, they might have missed the 9.63 second race by accidentally showing a tic-tac advert.

written by radiogagger, 08 August 2012
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Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak predicts problems with cloud computing

Too much rain (or is that just London?)

written by radiogagger, 08 August 2012
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Louise Mensch quits as MP

To spend more time with Rupert Murdoch, I mean her family.

written by radiogagger, 08 August 2012
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