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BBC news global web traffic still ahead of Mail Online

Its the left verses the right (some might say - I couldn't possibly comment)

written by radiogagger, 05 August 2012
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Two more Sun journalists arrested

Would the last Sun journo to leave the building please write the pun to end all puns...

written by radiogagger, 05 August 2012
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New obesity crisis hits Britain.

Reports of people sitting on the sofa for 16 hours a day for two straight weeks watching Team GB Athletes win medals at the London Olympics are causing concern for the health of the British nation.

written by radiogagger, 05 August 2012
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Lady Gaga tweets pic of new tattoo

Some call it ARTPOP, others call it a trampstamp...

written by radiogagger, 05 August 2012
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Reality tv star Imogen Thomas (who?) PREGNANT

On this occasion, it wasn't Ryan Giggs that scored.
(Good news for his wife)

written by radiogagger, 05 August 2012
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Mayor of London Boris Johnson stuck on zip-wire in East London park

Shame we can't put a zip across his mouth...

written by radiogagger, 05 August 2012
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Usain Bolt New challenge after Olympic victory

Tomorrow he's going to attempt to run faster than the London Underground...

written by radiogagger, 05 August 2012
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NBC Olympic coverage 5 hours behind actual time

Now all you gotta do is find a bookmaker willing to take bets on it...

written by radiogagger, 05 August 2012
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Team GB Mens footballers exit Olympics on penalties

Shame old, shame old...

written by radiogagger, 05 August 2012
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Tulisa claims credit for Fifty Shades of Grey hype

Well blow me... sideways

written by radiogagger, 05 August 2012
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Usain Bolt beaten by John Terry in mens 100m final

Well someone had to do it...

written by radiogagger, 05 August 2012
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Pre-season friendly: Brighton 3 Chelsea 1

Wonder what Pep Guardiola is up to at the moment?

written by radiogagger, 05 August 2012
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USAIN BOLT 'most appropriately named sportsman'

Narrowly beating footballers JAMIE VICTORY, DANNY INVINCIBLE, and, er... DANNY SHITTU?

written by radiogagger, 05 August 2012
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Andy Murray beats Federer to win Olympic Gold medal

He's finally confirmed that he really is British, and not just Scottish.

written by radiogagger, 05 August 2012
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Usain Bolt wins Men 100m Final in 9.64 seconds.

His agent admitted that they had been unable to complete a sponsorship deal with London radio station CAPITAL 95.8 FM because of Olympic Regulations.

written by radiogagger, 05 August 2012
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Fridge-magnet fury

The WHO claim that excessive use of fridge-magnets, can induce a magnetic effect on stored consumables.

written by Nate John Won, 05 August 2012
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Jesus Christ Superstar reject tells all

Performer Joshua Cohen today broke his silence about his rejection from the first round of TV's 'Superstar'. 'They said I looked too Jewish,' he claims.

written by Nate John Won, 05 August 2012
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Hawkins poses the ultimate question for mankind

At a Conference today, Prof. Dickie Hawkins posed a conundrum regarding the existence of God. 'If he's in control of everything,' he said, 'how is it that he allows a smug egotist like me to evolve?'

written by Nate John Won, 05 August 2012
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That natural look

The food biotech company Agri-corps have recently developed a range of mis-shapen vegetables, to meet with the demand for a natural look for food.

written by Nate John Won, 05 August 2012
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Green, Black and Blues

Warner movies reveal that the rugged look for Sirius Black in the Harry Potter film franchise was based upon the stylings of 1960s Fleetwood Mac blues frontman Peter Green.

written by Nate John Won, 05 August 2012
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Greg Rutherford wins the Olympic Long Jump Gold

Long jumper and Olympic gold medal winner, Greg Rutherford, apparently, has sandy hair. "I've told him he'll go further if he jumps feet first!" said his coach.

written by IainB, 05 August 2012
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Suri: "I wanna stay with Daddy because he has more toys."

Suri has cast her vote: she wants to live with Pops. "Let's face it," says the Materialistic Girl. "Who makes $25 million a film? One hint: it ain't Mommy."

written by Lyndon, 05 August 2012
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NASA links climate change to severe weather, Romney calls NASA a hoax

Romney lashed out at a NASA report linking climate change to severe weather occurrences. Said Romney: "I never liked NASA, and now I wonder if we should be paying for them to write these fairy tales."

written by Lyndon, 05 August 2012
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Javanese javelin thrower disqualified!

The sole Olympic rep of Java, a royal Javelin thrower has been disqualified and to add insult to injury his javelin pierced his foot, got stuck in the runway and he fell arse over head over the line!

written by Jaggedone, 05 August 2012
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Order of the Olympic medal table

There is a wrangle over the order the medal table is shown in. The USA likes it how it is, Russia wants it ordered by number of medals, and the UK wants it ordered by medals divided by population.

written by IainB, 05 August 2012
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Loch Ness monster hunter claims best picture of Nessie!

After spending 60 hours a week on Loch Ness for 26 years, monster hunter George Edwards, believes he finally has the best picture ever taken!

Mmmm?

written by Inchcock, 05 August 2012
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Gran nearly lost £1m lottery win due to crooked shop worker!

Farrakh Nizzar checked it and told her she hadn't won. He rang Camelot trying to claim the prize.
Maureen's Tesco Clubcard proved she'd bought the ticket while on her weekly shop.

"Every little helps?"

written by Inchcock, 05 August 2012
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Team GB go out on penalties to South Korea!

One of the greatest days British sport has ever known ended with a sadly familiar quarter-final penalty shoot-out exit to South Korea in Cardiff!

"What a surprise!"

written by Inchcock, 05 August 2012
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Chancellor of the Sexchequer? New book to lift lid on Osborne's links to dominatrix!

The biography is ­expected to reveal details of Mr ­Osborne & wealthy friends after he left Oxford ­University.

The Mirror - Miss Whiplash biography

"I can't wait for it!"

written by Inchcock, 05 August 2012
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Paper clips have been banned by Manchester NHS

NHS Trust made the decision to stop the use of the metal clips after a member of staff cut their finger on one.

"Good job they did't stick a hypodermic in their finger - they might have been banned!"

written by Inchcock, 05 August 2012
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Skegness family discover deadly 10cm scorpion in suitcase

They found the deathstalker scorpion, the 2nd most poisonous species in the world - inside her mother's case when they returned from Spain!

"Should have holidayed at home in Skeggy!"

written by Inchcock, 05 August 2012
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