A bee in the bonnet?
Shocking confessions were signed by several prominent car manufacturers today, stating that they had all captured honey-bees and used their skins to create pollen filters for air-conditioning units.
Automated Archers in Ambridge
The BBC have confirmed that the voices of several actors from The Archers are in fact generated by computers. 'It's a great pity,' report the BBC, 'but actors are getting more expensive to hire.
Nutty rodents, ratty students
At Whackinghamshire University, several students were set upon by gangs of grey squirrels and robbed of their crisps and nuts. Security guards have now been posted at the student shop.
Mockton hop to it
In an attempt to keep fit and to help the environment, residents of Lancashire village Mockton are bouncing for Britain with a month-long campaign to make use of space hoppers to get to work.
A Torchy Subject
The Olympic Electric Co. have taken offence at the 2012 Olympics Committee's insistence to the use of the existing brand name for the OEC's best-selling hand-held torch: the Olympic Torch.
Mars Landing Postponed
after Curiosity's cameras send back images suggesting Martian landing site is infested with cats.
Mountain Lion Downloads top 3 million
Apple revealed that Mountain Lion downloads have topped 3 million in the first week. "I didn't realise that there were that many mountain lions in the world," said head of development, Ellie James.
written by IainB
, 03 August 2012
HSBC issue apology!
And set aside another £950million to cover mis-selling claims and a money laundering scandal.
"Meanwhile, their Senior managers salary and bonus packages are worth just over £1m!"
Fury erupted last night as a minister insisted Britain will ALWAYS remain in the European Union!
They didn't like it!
Emma Watson denied 'Fifty Shades' film role.
From Harry Potter to 'it got a lot hotter'
Macauley Culkin PR team slams $6,000 drug habit claims as 'fictitious and insulting'
It's actually a $9,000 a month drug habit.
Bradley Wiggins wins Gold for Team GB
Just weeks after becoming the first Brit to win the Tour De France, the sideburned champ took a Gold medal in the time trial. Bradley Sideburns, the cyclist who wears a wig failed to finish.
Rowing pair win Gold medal for Team GB
They've promised not have any more arguments and just get along in future.
Lily Allen to change her professional name
She will know be known as Jive Bunny The Second.