American Idol Offers Katy Perry $20 Million...
Not to sing. Or talk. Just to turn up with a low cut top on. Her agent is holding out for double.
Neil Armstrong first astronaut to enter heaven!
God has allowed Neil Armstrong to enter his heaven because Neil proved that by being the first man on the moon there were no satanic radio stations there influencing evil people on earth!
The New Arrival
A Texas redneck's wife delivered a baby at 5 a.m. They named him Earl Lee.
First muppet on the moon dies
The Count, the first muppet on the moon, has sadly died this week. He was known for his 1969 moon trip, when he famously said "One small step for a man. Ah ah ah. Two small steps for a man. Ah ah ah!"
Milton Keynes Hospital Blood Bank Robbed!
A Blood Bank in Milton Keynes University Hospital was robbed in the early hours of this morning. Police caught the robber red-handed.
We Shall Never Know…
Did Neil Armstrong REALLY set foot upon the Moon?
Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 123
"Changes Are Needed"
BBC has 'peed all over us' says Ian Duncan Smith
Accusing the BBC of bias over the gloomy way it presented a jobless fall.
"Three cheers for the honest BBC!"
Fearsome new spider discovered!
A fierce new breed of spider with claws has been discovered, amazing experts that it has remained undetected until now!
"Introducing them to the animals in Parliament out of the question then?"
Obama Apologizes to The Moon
He promises to return all the rocks we stole.
NASA revokes Neil Armstrong's lunar surface record
"Buzz Aldrin is now, officially, the first person to have walked on the moon," a NASA spokesperson confirmed.