The Sun Publishes Naked Prince Harry Photos
Phew - just as well the Queen doesn't read the tabloids.
So Farewell, Neil Armstrong
No. This cannot be. This is what it really means to get old. You defined my youth.
(Still wish you'd got the words right, though).
Love you forever, man.
Celeb Big Brother: The Situation asks Danica to be his date
Danica: Certainly, that will be £500. #rinsed
Prince Philip Won't Attend Paralympics
They were concerned about him dropping the baton in the 4x100 metres relay.
First man on the moon Neil Armstrong dies.
RIP Neil. And in the same week he had his seven Tour De France titles taken away by the Anti-doping agency.
Mitt Romney makes birth certificate joke at rally
Get with the times Mitt. Birth certificate gags are so last year.
Bad Headline: Number 110
DOCTOR AT LOCAL HOSPITAL GETS STAFF INFECTION
Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 122
Bad Headline: Number 112
STATE POPULATION TO DOUBLE BY 2040 - BABIES TO BLAME
New Olympic Sport to Be Introduced
A new Olympics sport is to be introduced in Rio 2016. Thanks to Prince Harry it will be called "Strip Billiards".
Lance Armstrong launches music career
Covers 'It Wasn't Me' by Shagggggggggggggggggggggggggy.
Salma Hayek: 'I Am Proud To Be Mexican.'
Does this mean she's ruled out a Brazilian?
The Sun newspaper publishes Harry naked Vegas photos
The good news is they didn't hack his camera-phone to get them.
.Lance Armstrong refuses to fight doping charges.
The cyclist has been stripped of Seven Tour De France Titles, which means the title of the worlds greatest ever sportsman is now handed to Darts champion Phil Taylor.
Norwegian Court declares killer Breivik to be sane.
Seriously, with that haircut?