Akin still has strong hold on complete and utter asshole vote
Senatorial nominee Todd Akin can take solace in a recent poll which suggests that utter assholes and ignorant motherfuckers still support Akin despite his recent gaffe regarding illegitimate rape.
written by Lyndon
, 23 August 2012
New Fast Food Training Centre in Milton Keynes
Pizza Hut in Milton Keynes are expanding their operations by building a 24 storey, national training centre which will be dubbed the The UK's Learning Tower of Pizza.
Shitterton voted country's most embarrassing place name
Its name was inspired by a midden, or sewer, in use nearby at the time the Domesday Book was written.
Global demand for gold falls 7%
Gold sales fell 7% compared to last year due to a challenging economic climate.
"Nothing to do with me...!"
Gorilla brothers' emotional embrace captured after three years apart!
Handshakes, hugs and laughter were on display when two long-lost gorilla brothers were reunited after spending three years apart.
"A bit like Cameron and Clegg?"
Rail commuters face 11% rise in cost!
This must be very concerning for out beloved leaders?
Bad headline: number 109
FEDERAL AGENTS RAID GUN SHOP, FIND WEAPONS
Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 121
Now You Know:
Men drafted into the "War on Women" spend on average over eight weeks in booty camp. Now you know!