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Bank Holiday Deluge Forecast

Drought predicted.

written by Blazing Saddle, 21 August 2012
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Julian Assange escapes UK police Ecudorian Embassy

Cunningly disguised as cricket legend David Gower!

written by radiogagger, 21 August 2012
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Bad headline: number 108

SALE: GET 50% OFF OR HALF-PRICE, WHICHEVER IS LESS

written by IN SEINE, 21 August 2012
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Employee of the Year killed two and then hid in bed

It's the dreaded curse of the 'Employee of the year' award.

written by radiogagger, 21 August 2012
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Land Rover Defender XTech gets makeover!

Sun Review Video

And they are Priced from only £27,995! A snippet!



written by Inchcock, 21 August 2012
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Ridiculous true call No.8 to emergency services revealed

A Glasgow man rang 999, to ask if the local pub was open and sold Newcastle Brown!

"?"

written by Inchcock, 21 August 2012
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Ridiculous true call No.7 to emergency services revealed

One caller in Yorkshire rang 999 last to report a fight between Stacy Slater and Archie Mitchell from the 2009 Christmas episode of EastEnders!

"Honestly... it's true!"

written by Inchcock, 21 August 2012
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Ridiculous true call No.6 to emergency services revealed

A Manchester man called 999 asking "How long it would take to defrost his Christmas turkey!"

"A foul call this one!"

written by Inchcock, 21 August 2012
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Ridiculous true call No.5 to emergency services revealed

A Nottingham man called the services when the local benefits office refused his claim for a new DVD player!

"Did he want to watch the 1996 film 'The Scrounger?' then?"

written by Inchcock, 21 August 2012
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Ridiculous true call No.4 to emergency services revealed

One woman even dialled operators after she left her bag in the seat of a cab and wanted police to follow the taxi to retrieve it!

"Bless her!"

written by Inchcock, 21 August 2012
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Ridiculous true call No.3 to emergency services revealed

A man rang in because the light was not working in the phone box as he was trying to tell relatives he had accidentally got off at the wrong rail stop!

"Railly bad that!"

written by Inchcock, 21 August 2012
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Ridiculous true call No.2 to emergency services revealed

A woman phoned ­emergency services to ask police to test her plug sockets after the fire service refused!

"Shocking!"

written by Inchcock, 21 August 2012
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Ridiculous true call to emergency services revealed

"Hello, 999? I can't find my glasses"

'I see!'

written by Inchcock, 21 August 2012
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Mitt Romney 'Oops' Moment

Right about now: Is Mitt Romney having a giant Texas size Rick Perry 'oops' moment about his pick of Paul Ryan for vice president?


written by K.C. Bell, 21 August 2012
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Porn industry shut down due to discover of tertiary syphilis

Apparently no one had noticed the soft, tumor-like balls on a porno actor until recently. He'd long complained of poor balance and lightning stomach pains, but these were just chalked up to old age.

written by Lyndon, 21 August 2012
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Julie Andrews to Sing Again!

Oh fuck.

written by Blazing Saddle, 21 August 2012
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11th hidden control on iPhone headphones discovered

You can't just fast-forward, replay, skip songs, and answer phone calls by entering secret tap codes into your iPhone headphones. They will also go to the bathroom for you, right in your pants.

written by Lyndon, 21 August 2012
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Assange appears on TV

Julian Assange has made a surprise appearance on the BBC2 programme QI. Saying he was bored with the whole Wikileaks thing, Assange stood up and sang the Star Spangled Banner before leaving.

written by whatinthe world, 21 August 2012
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Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 120

" Irish Flooring"

by

Lynn O'Leum

written by IN SEINE, 21 August 2012
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The number of jobs available in UK fell last month

"Thank you Mr Cameron, Mr Osborne, and Mr Brown who started the rot!"

written by Inchcock, 21 August 2012
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