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Tommy proclaims, "Happy Meal toys are shit"

Little Tommy Bean, 7, stormed out of the Harfold McDonald's, tossing yet another Sponge Bob give-away into the trash. "How many pieces of crap can a kid get from the 3rd World before you've had it."

written by Lyndon, 20 August 2012
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Alex Salmond, Scottish First Minister

Spends taxpayers thousands going to film premier in LA.

Did nobody tell him it was only a fucking cartoon?

Maybe "he's worth it".

Me, I think he's just a little, mouthy shite ripe for a fall.

written by Blazing Saddle, 20 August 2012
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Martian stone is not Mick Jagger!

Robot Curiosity filmed a 7cm, $2,5 billion Martian stone, it was not Mick Jagger's, he's is bigger and rolls!

written by Jaggedone, 20 August 2012
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Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 119

" Nice Hotels"

by

Mary Ott

written by IN SEINE, 20 August 2012
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Scrabble player thrown out of US competition after hiding tiles

A young Under-18 Scrabble player has been kicked out of the national championship in the US for cheating.

"MP material there..."

written by Inchcock, 20 August 2012
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Adrian and Gillian Bayford win £148.6million Euro jackpot

"I'm so pleased for them!"

written by Inchcock, 20 August 2012
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14.08.12: UK Voting Intentions Poll

Labour 42% - Conservative 32% - UKIP 8% - Lib Dem 8% - Others 10%

All the big 3 are down - UKIP the same - just the mysterious Others are up!

written by Inchcock, 20 August 2012
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Jessie J helps 6 yr old girl come out of coma

The girl woke up and shouted "Get that screeching out of here" before going back into a coma

written by radiogagger, 20 August 2012
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Mail on Sunday find Mo Farah's twin brother

Surprisingly they haven't called for him to be deported...

written by radiogagger, 20 August 2012
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Dumb But Not Stupid

DNC Chair Debbie Wasserman Shultz has resisted pressure from a high ranking Obama aide to replace Vice President Biden on the 2012 Democratic ticket.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 20 August 2012
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A Box of Rocks is still on the Short List

Bart Simpson has declined to replace Vice President Biden on the Democratic ticket. A Republican National Committee spokesperson could not cease laughing to make a comment!


written by Philbert of Macadamia, 20 August 2012
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President Obama's Lack of an Energy Policy

No offshore oil drilling insures gasoline price rises, even without Mideast supply disruption or refinery accidents. Obama's obtuse solution to $4.00 p/g gasoline is to tap the Strategic Oil Reserve.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 20 August 2012
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Poster Child for Term Limits Speaks

Rep. Charlie Rangel (D-NY) indicates that it is a violation of 4th Amendment rights to make people on welfare, living in public housing do community service to keep the facilities clean!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 20 August 2012
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Biden Escaped His Minders

LONE RANGER: Democratic Vice President Biden is a throwback to the 60s. TONTO: Yes, old foot-in-mouth Joe is a throwback to the 1860s being a demagogue spouting "They gonna put y'all back in chains!"

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 20 August 2012
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