Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 118
" Exotic Irish Plants"
13-year-old can't stop giggling at "Free Pussy Riot" signs
HASLETT, MI--Andy Boxtun can't stop laughing at slogans made in defense of the Russian punk band, including "Free Pussy Riot", "Pussy Riot is Not a Crime", and "First They Came for the Pussy Riot."
Who Are the Other 8 Million?
According to motor-mouth, Jeremy Clarkson, Britain is a nation of 62 million "utter bastards" . That means that 8 million are not - most of these include politicians, bankers and TV presenters.
A Week of Ass
Followed by 'ange' or 'ad', Ass has dominated the Weeks news
Man Utd to represent Holland at the next World cup!
Now it is official, with RVP at Man Utd they will conquer the world! The Dutch are so dismal they have begged Man U to take them over with RVP as the Kapitan! It's all a bit "double Dutch"!
Inseine Accused of Being a Member of the Illuminati
… After being caught smoking "E-lites".
Rooney wants to go to Juventus!
Well, he'll never turn down an approach from an High class Old Lady!
Bartholomew Utterswaithe recommends resort for UK Politicians.
To the Land of Nod, near Grayshott, Hampshire.
Immigration: Britain is bursting at the seams!
Charlie Catchpole: We need to do something about immigration as Britain is 'bursting at the seams'!
"The indigenous people of Britain have been saying this for many years - but no one listened!"
40% of the crimes reported not investigated!
40% of the crimes reported in two counties last year were not investigated because of cuts to police budgets, it was revealed yesterday.
"Are you reading this Cameron?"
The sky's the limit
The Equadoran embassy, holing up Julian Assange, has transformed itself into a UFO like form and taken to the air to avoid the actions of Metropolitan Police contemplating taking over the building.