Arsene Wenger promises to invest
Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger has promised fans the club will invest the £24 million fee from Manchester United for Robin Van Persie. They are considering building society accounts that pay 6% per annum.
Arsenal fans celebrate the end of an era
By selling Robin Van Persie to Manchester United, they will no longer be known as a feeder club to Manchester City.
Injured Whale Put down in Cornwall
The 65 foot whale was stranded with injuries on a Cornish beach. These injuries were thought to be consistent with fracking in Blackpool.
For the first Time in History…
For the 1st time in history, 2 gay judges 'tried' each other in a private sitting at Much Wenlock Magistrates Court in Shropshire.
Government To Limit Cost To Taxpayers Of Caring For The Elderly.
The government has announced it is to limit the cost of care in old age to a maximum of £35,OOO. Said Prime Minister Mr Cameron, "After that the useless eaters will have to pay for their own care."
Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 117
" Yoko's Robe"
Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 116
HOW TO MAKE A TOURNIQUET
Hank R. Schiff
RVP United; RIP Arsenal
Vote For Joe Biden
He ain't just whistlin' "Dixie"...he's livin' it!
Germany taking on the world financial system alone
The guys in white hats report the world is ending this week.