Paul Ryan promises to use big ears to listen to Americans' problems
Picking on physical features isn't politically correct, but this is Election Season. Ryan's big ears cannot help but hear the woes of Americans from now until November. If only he could stop smiling.
written by Lyndon
, 12 August 2012
Bolt to be a garden gnome
Usain Bolt, the Olympic wonder machine, has declared he will retire and become a garden gnome. Literally! He refuses to speculate which garden he will stand watch over. May be your garden, guys! Ooh!!
Nick Clegg says he's open to working with Labour
Providing of course he has any MP's left in Parliament - people suffering now through Coalition cut-backs and nepotism will remember it was he that helped them!
Van Persie & Rooney offered £220,000 a week!
According to reports, Van Persie has been offered £220000-a-week in wages, just under Wayne Rooney's salary, if he joins Man Utd.
"While I live on £124 a week pension... oh I am pleased for them!"