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Olympics Encourages Thousands Of UK Citizens To Take Up A Sport

'This will be great for the UK,' said a Sports Ministry spokesman. 'The only disadvantage we can foresee is more bloody cyclists during the rush hour.'

written by Swan Morrison, 11 August 2012
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Pensioner knocked over in Nottingham

Inchcock Chambers had his right foot ran over and he was knocked into the bushes. But escaped with a bruised toe and foot, and jarred shoulder.

The driver shot off on his mobility scooter!

written by Inchcock, 11 August 2012
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Irish Boxing Team Disqualified from Olympics

The Irish boxing team have been disqualified from the London 2012 Olympics because they failed to bring adequate parcel tape.

written by IN SEINE, 11 August 2012
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Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 112

"Bad Money"

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Count R. Fitz

written by IN SEINE, 11 August 2012
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New York Penthouse listed for $100 million

The 8,000-square-foot apartment features 6 bedrooms, 9 bathrooms and a terrace with views of the city. It has an internal elevator and a wine room for 1,000 bottles.

"Oh, where's me pension book..."

written by Inchcock, 11 August 2012
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Puss In Boot: Stowaway Cat Turns Up In Kent

Pussycat, pussycat where have you been? A kitten stows away in a lorry in Turkey and ends up 2,000 miles away in England.

"Probably just following the scent of its owners!"

written by Inchcock, 11 August 2012
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Mexican Cooks Serve Up 173ft 9in Long Sandwich

Dozens of cooks joined forces prepare what they claim is the world's largest sandwich.
A torta can be stuffed with egg, sausage, ham, steak, and/or cheese.

"Osborne would tax it in Britain!"

written by Inchcock, 11 August 2012
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'Psychic' Raccoon's Olympic Prediction

A Russian zoo animal tips China to top the medals table, just weeks after correctly selecting the winner of Euro 2012.

"Well my goldfish picked Zambia!"

written by Inchcock, 11 August 2012
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Man sets fire to home by microwaving his underwear!

Firefighters saved an apartment from after its domestically challenged resident tried to dry his wet underwear in a microwave oven.

Memo to self: : A microwave is for leftovers, not your boxers

written by Inchcock, 11 August 2012
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