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The Vatican Approves of New Wafer

The Vatican has approved of a new low-carbohydrate wafer. During communion, the wafer called "I can't believe it's not Jesus!" will be in widespread use in Roman Catholic churches worldwide.

written by IN SEINE, 09 April 2012
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Milton Keynes Maths Teacher Blames Arithmetic for Divorce

The Milton Keynes maths teacher has blamed arithmetic as the cause for his divorce. After 22 years of marriage, his wife put 2 and 2 together.

written by IN SEINE, 09 April 2012
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Its in the Bin

Three arrested after body found in waste bin, just shows you how much these Tory Boy canvassers are hated by Labour Supporters!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 09 April 2012
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Happy Easter Cammie.

Queen gives Camilla special anniversary gift, a deluxe Rampant Rabbit from the new Ann Summers catalog...complete with extra batteries?

written by Herrdoktorfox, 09 April 2012
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£2.36bn

Study: Bank Holiday costs UK economy £2.3bn in lost productivity.......or put another way, a bit less we won't be able to send overseas to 'aid' rich contries!!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 09 April 2012
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UK Dole Queues.

'UK dole queues will lengthen over sumer'...more and more people will be able to enjoy the Olympics then..nice one!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 09 April 2012
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Pinsent in gay mixup

After the boat race on Saturday, deputy umpire Matthew Pinsent ordered both teams to "Get their cox out" before coming ashore.

written by Jimbo123, 09 April 2012
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Steve Evans leaves Crawley to take Rotherham job

Good 'evans! The most hated man in lower league football continues his slide up the greasy pole..

written by radiogagger, 09 April 2012
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Choppers Rescue 75 Trapped In Cable Car

It took around three hours to rescue all the passengers after the incident near the ski resort of St Moritz in Switzerland.

"Don't bother me, I can't afford to stay at home let alone go on holiday!"

written by Inchcock, 09 April 2012
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Fancy a stay at Broadmoor?

Parts of Broadmoor high-security psychiatric hospital could be turned into hotel and housing under plans announced by the NHS.

"Getting it ready for privatisation - What next?"

written by Inchcock, 09 April 2012
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Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 15

"A Skunk In The House"

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P. Yew

written by IN SEINE, 09 April 2012
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Bad headline: number 100

MAN FOUND DEAD IN CEMETERY

written by IN SEINE, 09 April 2012
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Madeleine McCann sighting

Madeleine McCann: Parents don't believe young blonde girl spotted in India is their missing daughter

Well they should know I'm sure!

written by Inchcock, 09 April 2012
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David Cameron to have exploratory operation!

They are to try out a new procedure from Lithuania to try and find a caring bone!

written by Inchcock, 09 April 2012
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Obama to Apologize for Master's win

"We may take pride in Bubba Watson's win of the Master's tournament, but let's be clear. This a only game of luck, and not a measure of American virtue.

written by waterman, 09 April 2012
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