The Vatican Approves of New Wafer
The Vatican has approved of a new low-carbohydrate wafer. During communion, the wafer called "I can't believe it's not Jesus!" will be in widespread use in Roman Catholic churches worldwide.
Milton Keynes Maths Teacher Blames Arithmetic for Divorce
The Milton Keynes maths teacher has blamed arithmetic as the cause for his divorce. After 22 years of marriage, his wife put 2 and 2 together.
Its in the Bin
Three arrested after body found in waste bin, just shows you how much these Tory Boy canvassers are hated by Labour Supporters!
Happy Easter Cammie.
Queen gives Camilla special anniversary gift, a deluxe Rampant Rabbit from the new Ann Summers catalog...complete with extra batteries?
Study: Bank Holiday costs UK economy £2.3bn in lost productivity.......or put another way, a bit less we won't be able to send overseas to 'aid' rich contries!!
UK Dole Queues.
'UK dole queues will lengthen over sumer'...more and more people will be able to enjoy the Olympics then..nice one!
Pinsent in gay mixup
After the boat race on Saturday, deputy umpire Matthew Pinsent ordered both teams to "Get their cox out" before coming ashore.
Steve Evans leaves Crawley to take Rotherham job
Good 'evans! The most hated man in lower league football continues his slide up the greasy pole..
Choppers Rescue 75 Trapped In Cable Car
It took around three hours to rescue all the passengers after the incident near the ski resort of St Moritz in Switzerland.
"Don't bother me, I can't afford to stay at home let alone go on holiday!"
Fancy a stay at Broadmoor?
Parts of Broadmoor high-security psychiatric hospital could be turned into hotel and housing under plans announced by the NHS.
"Getting it ready for privatisation - What next?"
Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 15
"A Skunk In The House"
Bad headline: number 100
MAN FOUND DEAD IN CEMETERY
Madeleine McCann sighting
Madeleine McCann: Parents don't believe young blonde girl spotted in India is their missing daughter
Well they should know I'm sure!
David Cameron to have exploratory operation!
They are to try out a new procedure from Lithuania to try and find a caring bone!
Obama to Apologize for Master's win
"We may take pride in Bubba Watson's win of the Master's tournament, but let's be clear. This a only game of luck, and not a measure of American virtue.