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Thousands late for work as trains accidentally run on time.

Train passengers all over Britain were late for work yesterday as trains accidentally ran ontime. A spokesman for British rail apologized and said its normal bad service will resume tomorrow.

written by Glen Jacobs, 04 April 2012
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Save Petrol

In an effort to mitigate the cost of driving a car, the government are urging Brits to car pool. "It's no good," said one commuter. "I can't swim, and neither can my car."

written by IainB, 04 April 2012
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Cameron outspoken on corporal punishment

"Oh and your mother never spanked you? Yeah right!" replied British PM David Cameron to a talk back radio listener's claim that corporal punishment is irrelevant in today's society. Hmmm, thin ice.

written by whatinthe world, 04 April 2012
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Girl Wanted…

Girl wanted to assist magician in cuttng-off-head illusion. Blue Cross and salary.

written by IN SEINE, 04 April 2012
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Samantha Brick: No Regrets!

Samantha Brick insists she has no regrets over an article in yesterday's Daily Mail claiming women hated her for being beautiful.
No Regrets? Now she's comparing herself to Robbie Williams?!

written by radiogagger, 04 April 2012
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Olbermann might be on the air soon

Keith Olbermann spent his last days at Current TV with rants about "smelly'' drivers who had the audacity to talk to him. "Our kinda guy, said a JetBlue spokesman, we're talking to Keith."

written by JAB, 04 April 2012
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Milton Keynes Man Caught in Possession of 10,000 Pieces of Underwear

A Milton Keynes man was arrested with more than 10,000 pairs of stolen underwear.

Legal experts are expecting a brief trial."

written by IN SEINE, 04 April 2012
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Staff who use twitter all day annoy bosses.

I just read it on twitter.

written by radiogagger, 04 April 2012
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Daily Mail writer Samantha Brick ridiculed on Twitter for complaining she is too pretty

Ridiculed on twitter all day long.
No.2 Trending subject in the UK.
4,500 comments on the Mail website.

To be honest, She's no Anne Widdecombe.

written by radiogagger, 04 April 2012
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George Galloway marries 4th wife.

But his third wife says they haven't divorced.

It looks like his fifth wedding in a weeks time might have to be postponed until things are sorted out...

written by radiogagger, 04 April 2012
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Denise Welch opens up over split (AOL headline)

Sounds painful.

written by radiogagger, 04 April 2012
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Campaign declared over: Kiss Frontman Gene Simmons endorses Romney

The Obama camp is quaking in its boots since Kiss frontman Gene Simmons stated publicly his regret for voting for Obama. When Simmons endorsed Republican Mitt Romney, Democrats gasped in despair.

written by Lyndon, 04 April 2012
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New faeces study

A new study has revealed that due to having to sit to visit the toilet, women defecate more frequently than men. "To be honest," said Hans Clensar, the study director, "that was a shit study."

written by IainB, 04 April 2012
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Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 10

"The Milky Way"

by

Candi Barr

written by IN SEINE, 04 April 2012
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BO digs in

Mr Obama and Gary the Groundhog will have a celerity dig-off tomorrow at East Bumrock park. Odds-makers favor the One, who proved his excavation prowess with Monday digs on SCOTUS.

written by waterman, 04 April 2012
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5th circuit judge assigns DOJ homework

BO's comments on Supreme Court right to strike laws raise judiciary hackles. BO is given pointy yellow dunce cap and told to sit in corner.

written by waterman, 04 April 2012
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On Shaky Ground

VP Biden said during an interview that he supports efforts to reconsider "Stand Your Ground laws," but that's a decision for the states, as both my feet are in my mouth!



written by Philbert of Macadamia, 04 April 2012
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Please Read Juan Williams Piece

Congressional Black Caucus lawmakers target gun laws & neighborhood watch organizations after the FL shooting of Trayvon Martin. They need to read Juan Williams' piece about Black on Black crime!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 04 April 2012
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What are Obama's Advisors Smoking?

ObamaCare being struck down might actually help President Obama's reelection chances seems to be based on the same stuff Bo the White House dog leaves on the White House lawn!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 04 April 2012
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Constitutionally Clueless

Pres. Obama is exerting pressure on the Supreme Court to uphold ObamaCare. As a constitutional scholar he appears clueless about separation of powers into an executive, a legislature & a judiciary.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 04 April 2012
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Unintended Results

The Supreme Court has approved strip searches for any offense. A noticeable decrease in PETA sponsored attacks on Hollywood stars wearing fur has occurred!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 04 April 2012
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Anything to get Reelected

President Obama attacks GOP budget plan as being a Trojan, yet ObamaCare supports free contraception for women.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 04 April 2012
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No Sh*t Sherlock!

Illegal immigrants in the US go to the UN to complain that Alabama's illegal immigration law discriminates against them!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 04 April 2012
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Obama's New Reelection Slogan

Pot in Every Chicken!


written by Philbert of Macadamia, 04 April 2012
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Democratic Party Election Fraud

Democrats rail against voter ID laws as disenfranchising minorities. Four Democratic officials in Indiana are charged with forging/faking signatures on ballot petitions for candidate Obama in 2008!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 04 April 2012
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A Miracle During the Holy Season

House Minority Leader Pelosi (D-CA) says Congress's approval rating is at a low point, but her individual rating is even much lower. Pelosi plans to resign from Congress this week!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 04 April 2012
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Reactionary Democratic Left Wing Legislation

Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee (D-TX) is working on a bill requiring neighborhood watch groups to register. Included are community organizations, like the one President Obama headed in Chicago IL!


written by Philbert of Macadamia, 04 April 2012
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Political Hot Air

New EPA study indicates President Obama and the Democratic liberal left's hot air about more domestic oil drilling not effecting gasoline prices is causing climate change!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 04 April 2012
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