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Sound travels five times faster through water than through air!

"Oh good! Can David Cameron make his next speech from within a tank of water please?"

"Please!"

written by Inchcock, 27 April 2012
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"Calling Mr Jackson, calling Mr Jackson!"

Siege at Tottenham Court Road ended... Police got fed up waiting for Samuel L Jackson and Kevin Spacey to arrive, cancelled the Burger King order and called it a day after arresting the fruitloop!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 27 April 2012
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Rupert Murdoch calls David Camerons son a 'retard'

In public (at the Leveson inquiry).

The mind boggles what he calls his own son (Former News International CEO James who stepped down two weeks ago) in private(?)

written by radiogagger, 27 April 2012
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Barcelona get new TV

Tito Vilanova will succeed Pep Guardiola as coach in the summer.

written by radiogagger, 27 April 2012
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Obama pulls out all the stops in campaign

The Obama campaign has doubled-down its effort to woo young female voters. Yesterday, VP Biden told a NYU audience "I promise you, the president has a big stick."

written by waterman, 27 April 2012
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New Witness Oath To Be Introduced For Leveson Enquiry

'The usual oath hasn't worked,' said a spokesman. 'The new one will say: I hereby agree that if 95% of the public believe I am lying, Lord Leveson will remove my testicles with secateurs, live on TV.'

written by Swan Morrison, 27 April 2012
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Pep Guardiola to end reign as Barcelona coach in summer

In a prepared statement today 38 year old Guardiola said 'the embarrassment of managing a team that conceded a goal to Fernando Torres is too much and I need time away to recover'

written by radiogagger, 27 April 2012
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Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 33

"No!"

by

Kurt Reply

written by IN SEINE, 27 April 2012
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More Embarrassment For Home Secretary

According to a leaked Home Office memo, Teresa May.

I really wish she wouldn't.

written by Simon Saunders, 27 April 2012
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Walkin' the dog, not here.

A Louisiana man has been arrested for walking his dog after midnight in contravention of laws banning animal/human interaction in the small hours of the morn. His dog however was released free.

written by whatinthe world, 27 April 2012
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Betfred declare title race over and payout to Manchester United backers.

Betfreds co-founder thought the race was over with 7 games left. He memorably paid out early in 1998 to United backers only for Arsenal to win the league.
His name, Fred Done. Looks like he has been.

written by Simon Saunders, 27 April 2012
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