Labour Claim Culture Secretary Should Quit
Jeremy Hunt's career looks like it may be finished after dodgy details emerged regarding his offices relationship with News Corp.
He's starting to look like a right cun...erm, sorry, I mean Hunt.
Rupert Murdoch Is A Top Bloke
According to 'The Times' newspaper, Murdoch emerged from the Leveson inquiry as someone with "broad experience, a ready wit and a becoming humility."
Who owns 'The Times'? A certain Mr. R.Murdoch.
George Osborne: UK recession 'disappointing'
"Disappointing... yes, are are we really surprised?"
Rupert Murdoch Advised On Public Statements By Son, James
'I didn't know that events could be published in things called newspapers,' Rupert Murdoch told reporters on leaving the Leveson Enquiry. 'Don't overdo it, dad,' his son was quietly heard to advise.
Die "Special Lederhosen" spank "The Special One's" bum!
BMW (Bavarian MASTER Works) tamed "The Special One" and proved that a "Mannschaft" is always better than a team of not so very "special ones" + Ronaldo; Chelsea, Chelsea!
Public Demand Resumption Of Panic Fuel Buying
'The tanker dispute is unresolved,' said a consumer spokesman, 'yet it's easy to buy fuel. People miss the challenge and excitement of panic buying, and demand that queues are reformed immediately.'
Rupert Murdoch Astounded By The Activities Of News International
'I had no idea my company published The Times, The Sun, The Sunday Times and The News of The World,' Rupert Murdoch told the Leveson Enquiry, today. 'Apparently, I also own a satellite TV company.'
Ronaldo misses penalty in shoot out v Bayern Munich
What a winker.
Real Madrid 2 Bayern Munich 1 (aet) Champions League
The Germans win 3-1 on penalties (where have we heard that before?) and will play Chelsea in the Final at their (own) Munich Stadium.
Home advantage: They've already put the towels down!
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McDonald's worker spit in customers' drinks
A McDonald's employee spit in two customers' cups of iced tea after the drinks were returned because they weren't sweet enough.
W.Va. artist charged with littering in potty prank
David Heatwole (42) faces a fine of $500!
He tied 3 helium-filled balloons to the toilet's handle and attached a fake bill of sale for a "crappy work of art."
"Well he wasn't trying to occupy it!"
Cure for farting
A Michigan doctor has claimed to have found a cure for flatulence. He says by placing a cork in the sphincter, rectal emissions are easily assuaged. But, he warns, complications are pretty drastic.