As A Child In Indonesia, Obama Ate Dog Meat
They were nice dogs, obedient dogs, however they were dead dogs, killed after having fallen off the roofs of cars driven by Mormon missionaries.
Robin Gibb Awakens From 12 Day Coma
...but was immediately put back into a coma by Trini Lopez accompanied by a performance artist named Thor doing a visually persuasive version of 'If I Had A Hammer'.
Peaches Geldof gives birth to son ''Astala'...mother and pup reportedly doing fine!
Man Utd get double dose of the "Blues"!
Man Utd got a severe double dose of the "Blues" after they looked like a lump of Swiss cheese (remember Basel?) and now the other "Blues" will be laughing all the way to the toothless "Wolves" den!
"The Special One" pokes Pep in the eye, ouch!
Jose Mourinho, The Special One, is special and only after 2 seasons at Real he has poked Pep and his purist "Barcas" firmly in the eye. Next stop Man Utd? Man City and the rest can then shut up shop!
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