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Still within firing range

When they find who orchestrated Walmart's campaign of bribery in Mexico, heads will roll at the country's largest employer. Oh, wait, that only applies for drug cartels, Mexico's 2nd largest employer.

written by The San Francisco Onion, 21 April 2012
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Where's Roland?

Giant rat caught and killed by Co. Durham Grandad....anyone seen David Cameron of late?

written by Herrdoktorfox, 21 April 2012
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Where's Roalnd?

Giant rat caught and killed by Co. Durham Grandad....anyone seen David Cameron of late?

written by Herrdoktorfox, 21 April 2012
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El Classico: Barcelona 1 Real Madrid 2

The Special One (player Messi) 0
The Special One (Manager Mourinho) 1

written by radiogagger, 21 April 2012
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It's the real thing!

A woman in Invercargill New Zealand has died after drinking 10 litres of Coca-Cola per day. Her habit 'may' have contributed to her death...May??????????

written by Herrdoktorfox, 21 April 2012
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Health & Safety bulldoze giant sandcastle!

Bulldozed just hours after it was finished - by health and safety chiefs.
The 100-ton structure had cost taxpayers £5,000 and taken a sand sculptor four days to construct.

Express photo

"Amazing!"

written by Inchcock, 21 April 2012
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Police baffled after mystery toilet appears in middle of the road!

Motorists forced to swerve around the grey and orange public inconvenience after it appeared overnight in the middle of a road Cluj-Napoca.

"And they say you can never find one when you need one!"

written by Inchcock, 21 April 2012
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Husband sees wife in Porn film online!

An Egyptian man who ventured online to watch his first pornographic film, was shocked to see that the leading lady was his own wife.

"Pharaoh enough I suppose!"

written by Inchcock, 21 April 2012
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Number of foreigners in work in Britain rose by 166,000

The number of foreigners in work in Britain rose by 166,000 last year while - bizarrely - the number of British-born workers in jobs fell by exactly 166,000.

"Well we let the Government allow it!"

written by Inchcock, 21 April 2012
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New documentary to follow News international investigation.

They haven't decided on the name yet, but it will be either 'The Only Way is Ethics' or Never Mind The Ethics'.

written by radiogagger, 21 April 2012
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'Slimming specs' make food look bigger

Quick, send a pair to Eammon Holmes.

written by radiogagger, 21 April 2012
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Jazz FM goes ad free for May Bank Holiday

Unfortunately, they'll still be playing jazz.

written by radiogagger, 21 April 2012
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One Direction still 'banned' by Capital FM

Boybands songs are still not being played by UK's biggest commercial radio group 2 months after thanking Radio 1 during BRIT Awards acceptance speech.
Any chance twitter could ban their fans as well?

written by radiogagger, 21 April 2012
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Coca-Cola habit linked to New Zealander's death

Oh sugar!

written by radiogagger, 21 April 2012
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Cameron fortune made in tax havens

Prime minister's father built network of legal offshore funds in Panama City and Geneva.
I wonder if he bumped into John Darwin the canoe man while in Panama?

written by radiogagger, 21 April 2012
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Dog bites dog

Dear Leader: It has now been confirmed - it's a dog eat dog world out there. You clearly bark up the wrong tree. Time to stop humpin O'Care 'cause that dog just won't hunt !

written by waterman, 21 April 2012
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Chinese Man Fails In World Record Attempt

She Ping, a 32 year old beekeeper, attempted to beat the world record for covering his body in bees but has failed.

Perhaps, given his name, he'd be better off trying his hand as a shepherd.

written by Simon Saunders, 21 April 2012
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Bad Headline: Number 104

NEIGHBOURS FIGHT ISLAMIC TOMB

written by IN SEINE, 21 April 2012
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Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 27

"Punk Rock Rulls!"

by

Lotta Noyze

written by IN SEINE, 21 April 2012
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UK: Street crime figures shock!

Muggings and robberies rise 10% as police cuts bite!

"Cameron, Osborne, and Kenneth Clarke should be ashamed! But they wont be!"

written by Inchcock, 21 April 2012
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Tevez to fire Manchester City to the Premier League title.

Well that's what Manchester City keeper Joe Hart says in the Star!

"What tablets is he on?"

written by Inchcock, 21 April 2012
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Female motorist crashes into pole in spacious desert!

She inexplicably managed to plough into a 20ft telegraph pole, despite being surrounded by acres of brown and green desert for as far as the eye can see.

Metro Must see picture

written by Inchcock, 21 April 2012
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Newcastle Utd footballer Papiss Cissé goes for a £6 haircut

Cissé who is paid £2million a year, he was recognised when he went for a cheapo trim, and 200 fans gathered outside.

"Good job he didn't go to the public loo innit?"

written by Inchcock, 21 April 2012
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