Maryland Batman was a real "Joker"!
Batman, caught in his Lamborghini for having bats as number plates is a real "Joker" in disguise, only slightly more batty than the real one ask Catwoman!
Freedom fighter Aung San Suu Kyi wins Burma by-election
She announces her team tomorrow and is expected to name DLT aka The hairy cornflake 'Dave Lee Travis' as her deputy.
Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 8
"Follow Your Dreams"
Babies treated in the womb for obesity ***
*** Today's Daily Mail Front page headline.
Keep up Daily Mail, your a day late with your April Fool.
Einstein's Grey Matter On Display in Philadelphia!
Following his death at the age of 76 in 1955 Einstein's brain was sliced into 240 sections, two of which will be on show, along with a murder's & scientist brain!
Hiker Attacked By Lion Is Saved By Bear!
Robert Biggs, 69, said: I tussled with the cat and hit it on the head with a rock, but it still clung on.
I was only saved when the bear approached, grabbed the lion and ripped it off me!
Last Titanic menu fetches £76,000!
It was among hundreds of items from the ship auctioned in Wiltshire ahead of the 100th anniversary of its sinking in the Atlantic Ocean.
Sea food being on special offer?
University Hospitals of Leicester NHS Trust to cut 400 jobs!
Hospital Managers said: It would not affect patient care!
Beyonce, the tiny puppy fits into spoon at birth
A female dachshund mix who was born to a rescue dog that was found abandoned, wandering the streets. At birth, she weighed just 1 ounce and could fit into a teaspoon!
"I'd have loved to have seen her!"
Swallows second foot during interview. Doctors say limited mobility could return if one or both feet pass, but he will be dwarf-sized and likely walk backwards.
Fire Brigade to strike 2 weeks from now.
Francis Maude advises families to use stored petrol to burn their houses "within 2 weeks".
Osama Bin Laden: Trouble and strife.
Osama Bin Laden spent the last few months of his life in confinement surrounded by two feuding wives.
Rumors Bin Laden himself tipped off the US Navy Seals to his location are as yet unconfirmed.
Wife: Bin Laden Fathered 4 Children While on Run
A man needs a hobby.
Bin Ladens wives jailed in Pakistan.
Osama Bin Laden's three wives and two eldest daughters sentenced to 45 days in prison for being in Pakistan illegally.
Lucky they never made racist remarks on twitter - it could have been 56 days.