Sky Diver Young orders parachute for Manchester Derby!
Ashley Young is worried about having to dive so high against Man City to get a penalty that he has ordered a parachute to soften his landing!
Vietnamese businessman Pham Dinh Nguyen buys American town!
He paid $900,000 for Buford, Wyoming - population 1.
Buford has a gas station and store, a 1905 schoolhouse, a cabin, a garage and a 3-bedroom house.
"What next? The White House?"
Test result: Squirrels forget where they hide about half of their nuts.
How did they test for that then?
Runaway Cow Gets Hollywood Movie Deal
Yvonne the German dairy cow, escaped and lived in the wild for 30 days, avoiding being slaughtered!
Is to have a film made of her escapade!
Iron Man Deux
Mike Tyson launches one-man show in Vegas........bet that's a knockout!
Up! up! up! in a puff of smoke!
Government consultation on whether cigarettes should be sold in plain packets has been launched by Health Secretary Andrew Lansley...on a global scale I guess nothing else of importance is going on?
Neil Lennon reveals favourite movie quote
The carrot-topped, whinging Celtic manager, yesterday announced his favourite movie quote comes from 'Carry on Cleo'.
"Infamy! Infamy! They've all got it in for me!"
How many agents does it take guard the POTUS
None -if you're screwing hookers in Columbia
written by JAB
, 16 April 2012
Football Association confirmed FA Cup final will kick off at 1715 BST on 5 May.
Ahhh, you can't beat the tradition of the FA Cup...
Hillary Clinton Wants To Come Down Hard On Secret Service In Prostitution Scandal
Oh. I bet she does!
Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 22
Eddie Buddy Holme
Hillary Cuts Loose on Columbian Dancefloor
Mrs. Clinton guzzled a large volume of aguardiente, the same Columbian elixir that befell 11 Secret Service agents. Her last whereabouts are unknown. Hotels are being searched citywide.
Madonna dares to bare.... her shapely, toned legs
"Damn, I missed that!"
Here she is!
War Hero: Bullet found in leg after 40 years!
Looking back, Robert, 63, believes he must have been shot by a rogue bullet without realising it during a daring raid in Vietnam when he was just 22.
Disabled workers fight back: Protests against 1,700 Remploy job cuts
Regional protests will be followed by a national rally in London when hundreds of disabled workers will march on the Commons, in an effort to stop the cutbacks.
Brad Pitt takes year to fashion ring for Jolie's "man hands"
It wasn't the size of the rock, but instead the circumference of the actual ring itself. Fiancé Brad Pitt intimated that his goal was to design a ring that would make her fingers look feminine.
written by Lyndon
, 16 April 2012