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Sky Diver Young orders parachute for Manchester Derby!

Ashley Young is worried about having to dive so high against Man City to get a penalty that he has ordered a parachute to soften his landing!

written by Jaggedone, 16 April 2012
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Vietnamese businessman Pham Dinh Nguyen buys American town!

He paid $900,000 for Buford, Wyoming - population 1.

Buford has a gas station and store, a 1905 schoolhouse, a cabin, a garage and a 3-bedroom house.

"What next? The White House?"

written by Inchcock, 16 April 2012
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Test result: Squirrels forget where they hide about half of their nuts.

How did they test for that then?

written by Inchcock, 16 April 2012
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Runaway Cow Gets Hollywood Movie Deal

Yvonne the German dairy cow, escaped and lived in the wild for 30 days, avoiding being slaughtered!

Is to have a film made of her escapade!

"Holy Cow!"

written by Inchcock, 16 April 2012
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Iron Man Deux

Mike Tyson launches one-man show in Vegas........bet that's a knockout!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 16 April 2012
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Up! up! up! in a puff of smoke!

Government consultation on whether cigarettes should be sold in plain packets has been launched by Health Secretary Andrew Lansley...on a global scale I guess nothing else of importance is going on?

written by Herrdoktorfox, 16 April 2012
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Neil Lennon reveals favourite movie quote

The carrot-topped, whinging Celtic manager, yesterday announced his favourite movie quote comes from 'Carry on Cleo'.

"Infamy! Infamy! They've all got it in for me!"

written by Simon Saunders, 16 April 2012
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How many agents does it take guard the POTUS

None -if you're screwing hookers in Columbia

written by JAB, 16 April 2012
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Football Association confirmed FA Cup final will kick off at 1715 BST on 5 May.

Ahhh, you can't beat the tradition of the FA Cup...

written by radiogagger, 16 April 2012
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Hillary Clinton Wants To Come Down Hard On Secret Service In Prostitution Scandal

Oh. I bet she does!

written by Wire Piddle, 16 April 2012
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Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 22

Left Alone"

by

Eddie Buddy Holme

written by IN SEINE, 16 April 2012
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Hillary Cuts Loose on Columbian Dancefloor

Mrs. Clinton guzzled a large volume of aguardiente, the same Columbian elixir that befell 11 Secret Service agents. Her last whereabouts are unknown. Hotels are being searched citywide.

written by waterman, 16 April 2012
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Madonna dares to bare.... her shapely, toned legs

"Damn, I missed that!"

Here she is!

written by Inchcock, 16 April 2012
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War Hero: Bullet found in leg after 40 years!

Looking back, Robert, 63, believes he must have been shot by a rogue bullet without realising it during a daring raid in Vietnam when he was just 22.

"Blimey!"

written by Inchcock, 16 April 2012
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Disabled workers fight back: Protests against 1,700 Remploy job cuts

Regional protests will be followed by a national rally in London when hundreds of disabled workers will march on the Commons, in an effort to stop the cutbacks.

"Mission Impossible!"

written by Inchcock, 16 April 2012
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Brad Pitt takes year to fashion ring for Jolie's "man hands"

It wasn't the size of the rock, but instead the circumference of the actual ring itself. Fiancé Brad Pitt intimated that his goal was to design a ring that would make her fingers look feminine.

written by Lyndon, 16 April 2012
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