Crazed JetBlue pilot's wife says family focusing on his recovery
"Just chillin', listening to Paul Simon -- 'Still Crazy after all these Years'."
written by JAB
, 01 April 2012
This will be a one term government says Ed Miliband.
As compared to his own 'zero term government' while leader...
300 jobs saved as Game sold to Comet for £1.
Are they planning on renaming it the Pound Shop?
Coalition government want to monitor peoples emails...
Well Cameron had to give the Lib Dems something useful to do...
Spoof editor decides to do away with tags on stories.
ha! Gotcha! April Fool. As you were.
Government to monitor everybodys emails...
Ha! Good April Fool. Had me laughing.
This is an April Fool right?
Holly Willoughby tops poll for National Cleavage Day
The Best in Breasts!
David Beckham takes son Romeo on boys night out
They started in the Dog and Duck Peckham before moving onto the Camdens Head in Dulwich, finishing in the Old Tavern New Cross. More as we get it.
Dermot O Leary: I wont watch Tulisa sex tape
He declined to comment on speculation he was waiting for the Louis Walsh & Simon Cowell sex tape...
Children Worldwide Are Disappointed
Disney Studios has now confirmed it to be true: Peter Pan was a cross-dresser.
Out With The Old
The oldest new dad in the UK (74) has died before his daughter turned 1. It's for the best really the last thing the mother wanted to be doing is toilet training two people at the same time.
Price of first class stamp increases from 50p to 60p.
Thank god for carrier pigeons. (and the internet)
Royal Mail increase price of stamps next week
Government ministers have advised members of the public not to panic, and to take a jerry can down the nearest post office and stock pile it with stamps in time for crimbo...
Tottenham player releases DVD of best goals
Rafeal Van Der Vart announced on April the 1st he is releasing his first greatest hits album, woops, I mean a DVD of his greatest goals.
For convenient online ordering, go to VDV-DVD.com
Students Suspended for Demanding Education
"About 50 students were suspended Thursday from the all-boys Frederick Douglass Academy in Detroit, Mich. for walking out of classes in protest, demanding "an education."
A Menu Of The Last Meal Served To Passengers On Board The Titanic Has Sold For £76,000
The memoirs of a survivor note that when he had ordered fresh fish served in brine, he had not anticipated the result.
Bombastic London 2012 breaks all records!
The show to end all shows is about to begin; London 2012. The biggest, the best, most expensive, etc and sure to mesmerise the whole world (except me) WHY? Of course it is in England, where else!
The most Rev Al Sharpton has been rebuked for his race-baiting tactics in the Trayvon Martin affair by Anton LaVey, leader of Sharpton's religion, The Church of Satan
Elephant flees bath in Irish circus!
Instead, the 40-year-old 'Baby' bolted from a circus in southern Ireland, causing some alarm to customers in a coffee shop where keepers caught up with the runaway!
"That's nothing, have you ever tried to bath a cat!"
Italian pharmacists threaten to halt Viagra sales
Union official L Vasselli said pharmacists decided to focus the protest on Viagra because it is a sought-after drug whose absence "does not put patients' health at risk."
"So she tell s us?"
Sex attack inquiry at army helicopter base in Suffolk!
Military police are investigating an alleged sex attack on a soldier at an army helicopter base in Suffolk.
"Probably starter with the chopper!"
It's Official: Chocolate Helps You Lose Weight!
The effect is modest but greater than can be explained by chance, say the researchers who took account of influencing factors such as overall fat consumption and exercise!
Man Saws Off His Own Foot To Avoid Work!
He sliced his foot off just above his ankle, a few hours before he was due to have a health check with the labour department on whether he was fit to work!
"I think I might know him?"
Syria crisis debated at Istanbul talks!
"An opportunity for them to talk Turkey then?"
Police free sex shop customer from handcuffs
Police were called to an adult entertainment store. The man had been trying on the cuffs and locked himself in a pair.
Shop employees couldn't get the man free and called 911.
Five-Century-old light bulb from Ohio site still works
At least one of 5 century-old light bulbs still works after being pulled from a Cleveland building along with a time capsule.
A special socket was used to show off one bulb's longevity.
Mancini says Manchester United will slip up in title race!
1 April 2012: Would that be slip-up in the title race the same as Fergie said Man City would when they were at the top?
Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 7
"The New Year"
Cats go on the computer when humans are not home
If you ever see your cat sit in a computer chair, the reason is because your cat talks to other cats on the computer, cats are scheming to rule the world as of this writing.