The Baroness Thatcher goes out for first time in months
Thatchers Private Secretary stated; "We didn't know she had come back from her last outing. She was found in a ditch in Hoxton this time. Silly old sod, must remember to lock the kitchen door. Bless
Drake Steps In
Francis Drake has stepped in to try and save debt ridden Plymouth Argyle. Drake told me 'Not since the Pilgrims sailed for America has such a business opportunity turned up.' Locals joked Ho Ho Ho.
written by j.w.
, 27 September 2011
Newt Gingrich Gives Credit Where Credit Is Due
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Michele Bachmann Is Not Only The Only GOP Female Candidate She's Also The Shortest
Michele Bachmann appeared on NBC's Meet The Press and explained to host David Gregory why the fact that she is the shortest Republican candidate should have nothing to do with her political ability.
Mitt Romney - The Man Who Cannot Stand Having Bad Hair Days
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Sarah Palin Is Looking Forward To Seeing The Movie Based On Her Neighbor's Book
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Herman Cain Is Black But Not Really Too Much It Seems
Black GOP candidate Herman Cain appearing on CBS's Face The Nation confirmed the rumors that he can not sing rap music, breakdance, or dribble a basketball behind his back.
Rick Santorum Has His First Presidential Act Already Figured Out
Rick Santorum cannot stand Michele Bachmann and he says that the first thing he'll do when he's elected president is to issue a presidential mandate which prohibits her from ever leaving Minnesota.