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The Baroness Thatcher goes out for first time in months

Thatchers Private Secretary stated; "We didn't know she had come back from her last outing. She was found in a ditch in Hoxton this time. Silly old sod, must remember to lock the kitchen door. Bless

written by armfeetandtoe, 27 September 2011
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Drake Steps In

Francis Drake has stepped in to try and save debt ridden Plymouth Argyle. Drake told me 'Not since the Pilgrims sailed for America has such a business opportunity turned up.' Locals joked Ho Ho Ho.

written by j.w., 27 September 2011
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Newt Gingrich Gives Credit Where Credit Is Due

Newt Gingrich appeared on ABC's This Week and talked about the fact that the name of his campaign tour, The Whiter Than White Bus Tour was actually suggested by Vice-President Joe Biden.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 27 September 2011
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Michele Bachmann Is Not Only The Only GOP Female Candidate She's Also The Shortest

Michele Bachmann appeared on NBC's Meet The Press and explained to host David Gregory why the fact that she is the shortest Republican candidate should have nothing to do with her political ability.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 27 September 2011
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Mitt Romney - The Man Who Cannot Stand Having Bad Hair Days

Appearing on CNN's State of The Union, Mitt Romney talked about the fact that sometimes it takes him as much as 15 minutes to get his hairdo exactly the way he wants it.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 27 September 2011
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Sarah Palin Is Looking Forward To Seeing The Movie Based On Her Neighbor's Book

Sarah Palin was asked who she would like to see play her in the movie based on the tell-all book by her next-door neighbor Jebediah McGillicuddy. She thought about it and replied, "Shakira."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 27 September 2011
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Herman Cain Is Black But Not Really Too Much It Seems

Black GOP candidate Herman Cain appearing on CBS's Face The Nation confirmed the rumors that he can not sing rap music, breakdance, or dribble a basketball behind his back.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 27 September 2011
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Rick Santorum Has His First Presidential Act Already Figured Out

Rick Santorum cannot stand Michele Bachmann and he says that the first thing he'll do when he's elected president is to issue a presidential mandate which prohibits her from ever leaving Minnesota.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 27 September 2011
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