Order by:
Rating:

Racehorse wins Grand National

Bookies favourite Racehorse has won this year's Grand National. The one-legged filly managed to hop around the entire course while blindfolded in a record time of seven minutes thirty one seconds.

written by Big Stu, 25 September 2011
Rating:

Body found in cemetary

A ten thousand year old body believed to date the from the Late Stone Age has been discovered in a West London cemetary. Police are appealing for witnesses and counselling has been offered.

written by Big Stu, 25 September 2011
Rating:

Poll Shows That The English Greatly Value Scotland

'If it were not for Scotland,' said a typical respondent, 'we would have significant coastal erosion on England's northern border.'

written by Swan Morrison, 25 September 2011
Rating:

Mitt Romney Talks About The Missus

Mitt Romney's The Mormon Master Bus Tour stopped in Topeka, Kansas, and a little old blue-haired lady asked how many wives he has. He smiled and replied he has one and at times that's one too many.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 25 September 2011
Rating:

The Union Just Got Tired of Hearing Its Members Complain

The Tuna Fish Fishermen's Union of Massachusetts has just passed a law prohibiting fishermen on tuna boats from using the term "I smell something fishy."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 25 September 2011
Rating:

Iowa Says They Will Not Put Up With Any Form of Vulgarity

The conservative state of Iowa is the first state in the nation to outlaw the limerick poem rhyme scheme of (A A B B A) better known as The Nantucket Limerick Scheme.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 25 September 2011
Rating:

Rick Santorum Admits That Things Can Start Off So Innocent Enough

Rick Santorum says that he wants to do away with Fantasy Football saying that it could lead to other types of fantasies such as Fantasy Belly Bumping.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 25 September 2011
Rating:

Wine and Dine at the Y ?

Well after closing Hemet's Simpson Center for Seniors Lunch everyone can now dine at the new YMCA with the Village People instead ? Horse Manure !

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 25 September 2011
Rating:

She Wore A Golden Halo ?

Around her head she wore a golden halo for her true love in the US Calvary an udated version of the US Cavalry song ? Only to go where no man has gone before is now out of the question ?

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 25 September 2011
Rating:

Stop Obama's Assualt on Veterans ?

I should be so lucky?Is that anything like Gay Bashing, "Dont ask Dont tell ? Sonds like Buggery on the high sea's to me straight from the plank with a little spanking and humiliation to go with it ?

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 25 September 2011
Rating:

Ruby Dont take your love to town ?

It wasnt me who started this old crazy Arab war but I was proud to go and do my patriotic chore I know its hard to love a man whos legs are bent and paralysed, but Ruby baby cant I just stay in bed ?

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 25 September 2011
Rating:

Hold the Presses !

Breaking news : I just farted, and it smelled like Horse Manure !" Don't anyone light a cigarette untill I'm done. As my old lady does as she say's I'm the greatest but move over I cant see the TV ?

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 25 September 2011
Rating:

azzing Saddles II the sequel ?

He rode a blazzing saddle and wore a shinning star ? There's a new Sheriff in town they call " Horse Manure," and that's me ? Your mildley mannered reporter working for the daily SPOOF, doodah ?

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 25 September 2011
Rating:

Obamanation ?

I'm trying real hard not to smell like BO, even though I do have to fart sometime ?

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 25 September 2011
Rating:

Demolition Man II

I here Sandra Bullock won't be hearing any bells real soon if at all. She should of stuck with Sylvester Stalones in San Angeles mind screwing each other instead ?

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 25 September 2011
Rating:

Oprah verses Kirstie in the Battle of the Bulge ?

Well at least those two girls do have one thing in common besides McDonalds which is neither of them will ever hold a candle to Tommy Lasorda farting in the Dugout with Slim Fast ?

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 25 September 2011
Rating:

John Paul Jones the Fighting Sailor ?

Advocate for veterans I nicked named Mr. John Paul after a famous veterans affairs a sailor named John Paul Jones, who's famous words were " Strike My Colors ? I hane not yet begun to fight ! "

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 25 September 2011
« Aug 2011 September 2011 Oct 2011 »
Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun
 
1st
17
2nd
29
3rd
9
4th
25
5th
19
6th
33
7th
16
8th
7
9th
11
10th
17
11th
8
12th
21
13th
33
14th
9
15th
10
16th
31
17th
10
18th
6
19th
35
20th
17
21st
17
22nd
9
23rd
15
24th
31
25th
17
26th
16
27th
8
28th
16
29th
27
30th
14
 

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 2 plus 2?

6 3 2 4


Go to top