Highbrow looks down on disabled
Cripples, handicapped and other subhuman species are being invited increasingly to upper class functions and this must stop, Lord Highbrow, a London snob, said today. He wants them put away forever.
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PYGMIES HUNTING ELEPHANTS WITH SPEARS
Rick "What's That Funny Smell" Santorum Is Desperate For Votes
Rick Santorum in an effort to get the over 70 marijuana smokers vote has praised Willie Nelson by saying the old geezer can still sing and carry a tune.
Jon Huntsman Has A Bit Of A Problem With Accents
Jon Huntsman says he had no idea that illegal aliens were driving cars in his native Utah. He then added that he really thought that they were Greek guys.
Ron Paul Has No Idea Whatsoever
During The GOP Debate, Mitt Romney talked about the Payphone Economy vs. the Smartphone Economy and Ron Paul turned to Michele Bachmann and asked "What the eff is 'Old Mittens' talking about huh?"
Herman Cain - The Man With A Numerical Plan
Herman Cain says that he is so proud of his 9-9-9 Economic Plan that he has had the three numbers sewed into each one of his boxer shorts.