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Worthing madness?

"Worthing is worth ingots of wort hinges," says Newcastle's 'wor Thing'. "I spent ages worthing Worthing, I also know its worth in grams now or thin grams."

written by MonkeyInTheBath, 11 September 2011
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Apples and Pears

Neil Downs was arrested this morning on his market stall selling Gaymers, White Lightning, Woodpecker and Magners. "It was a clear case of In Cider Trading," said police.

written by IainB, 11 September 2011
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Bush Details His 9/11 Commemoration Plans

To commemorate his reaction to the news of the twin towers the former president plans to sit for twenty minutes with a blank look on his face.

written by manbrad, 11 September 2011
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Dutch woman flies off of her mountain bike in Holland!

An eccentric Dutch woman flew over the handlebars of her mountain bike in Holland where there are no mountains, she was stoned and wearing wooden clogs at the time!

written by Jaggedone, 11 September 2011
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Little Britain star swallows crap in the Thames literally!

Charitable comedian and swimmer David Walliams has been swallowing crap whilst swimming up the Thames for charity, no problem for him, in his gay roles for Little Britain he swum in it too!

written by Jaggedone, 11 September 2011
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7-11's 9/11 10th

In tribute to the 10th anniversary of the September 11th attacks on New York, US chain 7-11 has renamed itself 9-11. It will now open at 9 o'clock in the morning instead of at 7.

written by MonkeyInTheBath, 11 September 2011
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Demi Moore tweets photo of her bare back, and not one person cares

This week, Demi Moore tweeted a photo of her bare back, referring to it as "naked," and no one forwarded the photo, let alone gave two shits. Said one fan, "She used to have it going, but she's 48."

written by Lyndon, 11 September 2011
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Patriot Day 9/11 Remembrance

God Bless the fallen/injured, grieving relatives of the WTC, Flt 93 and other aircraft, the Pentagon, NYC firefighters, NYC police, US military, etal; and Pres. Bush, NYC Mayor Giuliani and the USA.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 11 September 2011
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